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Title: Ith it me...
Post by: Tom on July 05, 2010, 10:44:47 PM
... or ith Tham thlightly off colour thith week?
(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w267/aquatom_2007/horace070710.jpg)

Edit: The original strip has changed (I copied the URL and it must update daily). I've added the strip that I thought I'd originally added, so at least the subsequent posts make sense!
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Jack on July 06, 2010, 10:01:21 PM
I was too busy wondering how he managed to pronounce "Zak".
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Roger Kettle on July 07, 2010, 08:56:51 AM
He's trying to say "Jack", Jack.
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Jack on July 07, 2010, 12:41:16 PM
And so my quest for fame comes to a successful end.
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: The Peepmaster on July 08, 2010, 02:49:44 PM
I'm puzzled that he can say "machine" okay, which has an "s" sound...
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 08, 2010, 03:02:14 PM
Eh? Only if you pronounce it "masseen".
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Bilthehut on July 08, 2010, 03:06:26 PM
Or is it 'Matheen'?
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: The Peepmaster on July 09, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
Or is it 'Matheen'?

I'm with Billy on this.
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 09, 2010, 11:44:00 AM
Okay - both of you (Bill & Peepsie), I need you to pay close attention to your mouth shape, tongue/teeth position as you contrast the sounds "shhhh" and "ssssss" alternately in quick succession several times out loud.

Only then will you begin to realise you're being as big a berk as you look.  ..0
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: The Peepmaster on July 09, 2010, 11:50:36 AM
Yes, but "Shhhh" starts with the "S" sound, albeit just for a mili-second.
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Bilthehut on July 09, 2010, 01:15:51 PM
I understood that the accepted written description of words spoken by a snake with a lisp utilized the 'th' in lieu of the 's' sound.  However, as I have never seen a snake with a lisp or watched its mouth form the necessary words, I will bow the the undoubted expert that is Tarks.
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 09, 2010, 02:15:01 PM
Quite right too. Peepsie, you're clutching at thtrawth.
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Mince on July 09, 2010, 03:13:38 PM
Quite right too. Peepsie, you're clutching at thtrawth.

Peepthie?
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Mince on July 09, 2010, 03:15:27 PM
Quite right too. Peepsie, you're clutching at thtrawth.

And since the snake can pronounce the "z" in "Zak", why can't he pronounce the "z" sound in "straws"? Shouldn't it be thtrawz?
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Roger Kettle on July 09, 2010, 06:21:50 PM
At this stage, I'd like to remind you all that the snake is, in fact, a cartoon.
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Tom on July 09, 2010, 08:13:03 PM
 :o :o :o :o :o Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Roger Kettle on July 09, 2010, 08:58:42 PM
Tom, I was joking! He's real!
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Tom on July 09, 2010, 09:43:08 PM
Phew.
That was one of those nightmare moments I never want to go through ever again.
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Bilthehut on July 09, 2010, 10:27:09 PM
Noooooooooo.   He has to be real - Tarks has devoted so much time to explain his inadequathieth.

Editorial note:  Billy did not notice the previous three posts when he writted this one on his iPad.

Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Joan on July 09, 2010, 11:13:56 PM
Editorial note:  Billy did not notice the previous three posts when he writted this one on his iPad.

You just wanted to show off that you have an iPad, Billy!
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 09, 2010, 11:16:17 PM
Editorial note:  Billy did not notice the previous three posts when he writted this one on his iPad.[/i]

You just wanted to show off that you have an iPad, Billy!

Yeah - bathtard!
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Bilthehut on July 09, 2010, 11:52:06 PM
It's the only way to go.
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Bilthehut on July 09, 2010, 11:52:56 PM
And it's easier than using the Cray.
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Vulture on July 10, 2010, 05:15:24 AM
I think it's cruel to mock the afflicted!  :'(
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Jack on July 10, 2010, 03:18:18 PM
How do I log on to the forum using a crayfish?
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Bilthehut on July 10, 2010, 05:14:34 PM
Insert a frozen crayfish into the USB port on your computer.  Login as usual and you should reach the Peepmaster.  Unfrozen crayfish do not have the connectivity required.
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 10, 2010, 08:07:37 PM
Would that be a Ron-I or a Reg-I Crayfish?
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Bilthehut on July 11, 2010, 12:08:10 AM
That would depend on whether he has the serial or parallel interface version.
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: The Peepmaster on July 12, 2010, 01:27:37 PM
We thoud have a thread where we can only pothd in Thiameethe!

Ath for crayfith, Minth might be the one to athk about that, coth they might be hith underwater chumth from the thea-bed (like the thquid, muthelth, and thrimpth).
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Vulture on July 12, 2010, 02:23:38 PM
We thoud have a thread where we can only pothd in Thiameethe!

Ath for crayfith, Minth might be the one to athk about that, coth they might be hith underwater chumth from the thea-bed (like the thquid, muthelth, and thrimpth).

I hate to use textese but: pml  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ith it me...
Post by: Malc on September 22, 2011, 02:10:11 AM
When I worked at Cosgrove Hall, Mark Hall (one of the guys after whom the company was named) came round to inspect the progress of his creative team. He noted that in one storyline the doctor and patient's relatives were involved in a discussion at the patient's bedside. Mark, with his knowledge of hospital procedure, was able to point out to his silly creatives that a doctor would not be present during visiting hours.
One ungrateful storyboarder responded by pointing out that the patient in the story was a crow and the doctor was a pig.