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Beau Peep Notice Board => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: The Peepmaster on December 15, 2011, 10:46:05 AM

Title: Yesterday's Horace
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 15, 2011, 10:46:05 AM

Had a good laugh at yesterday's "Horace", in the Daily Star. (I'm paraphrasing from memory.)

Horace and Mojo sitting around a camp fire at dusk.

Horace (with slightly demented and excitable expression): "Here's a list of what I want for Christmas".

Mojo: "I thought that in your culture, Christmas was about giving"

Horace: "It is. I'm giving you a list of the things I want for Christmas!"

Title: Re: Yesterday's Horace
Post by: Vulture on December 15, 2011, 12:15:01 PM

It made me think of the 13 year-old girl (it was in a newspaper, so it must be true!) who threatened Santa AND the reindeer if she didn't get all the presents she'd listed!

Title: Re: Yesterday's Horace
Post by: Malc on January 16, 2012, 11:01:00 AM

*Frank Carson voice* Dat's a cracker!   ;D