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Beau Peep Notice Board => Just a Fort => Topic started by: Mince on September 27, 2015, 11:16:37 AM

Title: Beau Peep Club
Post by: Mince on September 27, 2015, 11:16:37 AM
We ought to have an introductory Beau Peep pack sent to new members to entice them in: a few strips, a badge signed by Dennis, perhaps a bayonet. What else could we include?
Title: Re: Beau Peep Club
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 27, 2015, 12:18:03 PM
Dehydrated mince - just add alcohol.
Title: Re: Beau Peep Club
Post by: Mince on September 27, 2015, 01:16:52 PM
A bayonetted Tarquin.
Title: Re: Beau Peep Club
Post by: Redundant on September 27, 2015, 03:23:30 PM
We ought to have an introductory Beau Peep pack sent to new members to entice them in: a few strips, a badge signed by Dennis, perhaps a bayonet. What else could we include?

That's actually a great idea but I'd keep it to digital items, so save on the cost, a few strips is cool, plus perhaps an amusing "iintroduction/profile" of some of the regular members, and wasn't there a Beau game knocking around?   Great idea though.

Addendum:  How about a short welcoming message from Roger, we could write an amusing one and he could just send it...
Title: Re: Beau Peep Club
Post by: Mince on September 27, 2015, 04:54:33 PM
I'm sure it would be best if we kept signed copies of things from Roger to winners of the Christmas competition. If you're not sure what the Christmas competition is, it's a competition that loads of people enter and that Mince does not win.
Title: Re: Beau Peep Club
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 27, 2015, 05:42:58 PM
Signed things from Roger? You mean cheques, don't you?
Title: Re: Beau Peep Club
Post by: Mince on September 27, 2015, 05:58:59 PM
Signed things from Roger? You mean cheques, don't you?

Nope. Signed strips, like the one on my Dad's wall that taunts me every time I go round there.
Title: Re: Beau Peep Club
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 27, 2015, 07:37:34 PM
Oh, those. Yes, I've got one of those. In fact, more than one.
Title: Re: Beau Peep Club
Post by: Mince on September 27, 2015, 08:43:08 PM
Oh, those. Yes, I've got one of those. In fact, more than one.

How many Christmas competitions did you win?
Title: Re: Beau Peep Club
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 28, 2015, 08:13:31 PM
Just the one... actually, none.
Title: Re: Beau Peep Club
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on September 29, 2015, 09:58:03 PM
Signed things from Roger? You mean cheques, don't you?

Nope. Signed strips, like the one on my Dad's wall that taunts me every time I go round there.

They do look rather good. I paricularly like the personalised note that comes with them. Very nice touch.

 :P
Title: Re: Beau Peep Club
Post by: Mince on September 30, 2015, 08:42:49 AM
paricularly?

My dad can't spell either. Maybe the strips are just consolation prizes.
Title: Re: Beau Peep Club
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 30, 2015, 03:57:31 PM
Yellow card - 'Old Mince' foul - the mistake was obviously a typo. One more, and it's an earily bath!
Title: Re: Beau Peep Club
Post by: Mince on September 30, 2015, 04:40:22 PM
Hey, read the rules. A poster is officially off-his-head if he or she is in another poster's topic and closer to getting the spelling completely wrong than both my dad and the second-to-last person who posted.
Title: Re: Beau Peep Club
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 30, 2015, 06:41:16 PM
I can't believe you missed my planted typo. Shame on you!
Title: Re: Beau Peep Club
Post by: Mince on September 30, 2015, 07:28:16 PM
I can't believe you missed my planted typo. Shame on you!

Hmm! Which do you think is more likely, that the Grand Wizard of Grammar's Eagle Eye missed your typo, or that his Eagle Eyebrows raised to a withering look on seeing your childishly obvious attempt at trickery? Your caricatures are affecting your posting, exaggerating your 'plant' to something more akin to a rain forest.
Title: Re: Beau Peep Club
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 30, 2015, 09:26:26 PM
I genuflect in your general direction.

[checks dictionary...]

Yep - genuflect!
Title: Re: Beau Peep Club
Post by: Mince on September 30, 2015, 10:12:18 PM
Yeah, I had to look it up as well, just to make sure it wasn't some kind of insult.

Actually, I'm still not sure.
Title: Re: Beau Peep Club
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on September 30, 2015, 10:27:23 PM
Didn't Pele advertise problems with genuflections?