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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Roger Kettle on February 20, 2020, 08:58:41 PM

Title: The news.
Post by: Roger Kettle on February 20, 2020, 08:58:41 PM

I was watching the news on TV the other night. The first story was about the devastating floods that have swept across Britain. The second story was about the horrible Coronavirus and the third was about a terrorist attack.
Flood, pestilence and war. It has a neat biblical feel about it.
I think it's time for the Church of Beau Peep, a religion based on worshiping all things stupid and trivial.
I, of course, will be the leader. Call me Beau Pope.

Title: Re: The news.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on February 20, 2020, 10:17:48 PM

And there are many contenders for the job of Bishop of Bullshit.

Title: Re: The news.
Post by: Mince on February 21, 2020, 07:30:05 PM

In the name of the farter, the sod and the the holy groan.

Title: Re: The news.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on February 22, 2020, 10:58:32 AM

I feel I ought to be taking offence at such blasphemous froth, but since there’s every chance that we are in the early stages of End Times, I find it hard to muster a toss. Besides, I’m in Sweden, in a luxury apartment overlooking a frozen lake, consuming excellent coffee and buns. Peace be with you, brothers and sisters.

Title: Re: The news.
Post by: Roger Kettle on February 22, 2020, 07:37:14 PM

My son's in Norway! Give him a shout!

Title: Re: The news.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on February 24, 2020, 10:16:59 PM

He’s not answering. Which way is Norway again?