Beau Peep Notice Board
Beau Peep Notice Board => Just a Fort => Topic started by: Mince on February 06, 2007, 12:09:34 PM
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The winner wins a piece of original artwork from one of my students. Please specify the subject for the artwork (such as "car", "mouse", "horsie" etc).
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Is the prize compulsory?
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Tes, it's just not funny when you say it. I guess you lack Peepmaster's comic timing.
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Yes, he's very quick. Or so his birds tell me.
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First of all, I'd like my prize drawing to be a lot of bicycles in the Tour de France Cycle Race.
Now, I need to think up a caption...
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"Anyone there, for I'd like some service, for I'd like to dine".
" "For I'd this".. "For I'd that..." "
"You're just a "For I'd" muppet, Big Nose!"
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First of all, I'd like my prize drawing to be a lot of bicycles in the Tour de France Cycle Race.
Gee, I wonder if you're going to win.
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That's too close to MY punchline, you...you...you CHARLATAN, you!
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If by chance this was already an actual BP cartoon, as I worry it might be (and only Rob Baker would know this for sure) I apologize. I have BP running in the background of my subconscious and am not deliberately plagiarizing. :)
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If by chance this was already an actual BP cartoon, as I worry it might be (and only Rob Baker would know this for sure) I apologize. I have BP running in the background of my subconscious and am not deliberately plagiarizing. :)
It's good, but it doesn't actually say "Four-Eyed Muppet" anywhere.
You spelt recipe wrong too
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1) Beau: "Dinner's late."
2) Egon: "Well, excuse ME! Some of us have been heavily involved in a daring mission to capture sprouts for tonight's dessert, single-handed with only the assistance of a very small motor-cycle for transport."
3) "Or 'Operation Forayed Moped' as I call it."
Horsies please.
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Tarquin, I have only just got your joke.
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It has been a little quiet since I posted it, hasn't it?!
Bet you laughed your socks off when the penny dropped though.
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Bet you laughed your socks off when the penny dropped though.
My socks, sadly, were not impressed.
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Mutual, I'm sure!
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Mutual, I'm sure!
So you're saying that your joke is not impressed with my socks?
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I was hoping it wouldn't need to spelled out, but yes.
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I was hoping it wouldn't need to spelled out, but yes.
My socks can be slow to comprehend at times.
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I think I'm getting the hang of this now.
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I've decided to enter into the spirit of this competition by not producing anything funny, plus I added a little homosexual innuendo to Diane's punchline.
C'mon...a load of blokes stranded in a desert fort for thirty years together?
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Yup! That's the spirit, Malky.
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Malky, in case you win, you did not state what kind of drawing you wanted.
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Hmmmm.
My offering doesn't seem to have loaded, yet I know I saw it there earlier.
I copied the code from my blog site, and that's down at the moment, so that might be the reason.
There are wiser heads who understand this stuff better than I.
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I can see it, Malky. Hasn't got a chance!
So....minus SEVEN now, eh? What's up with you bunch of wasters?
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It shows for me too, Malky. I'm glad we don't get any proper children reading this board...
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Malky McG wins because of all the swearing. Tarquin would have won (since he made me laugh) but his image does not display any more.
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What?
Sabotage, subterfuge, chicanery and skulduggery. What surreptitious fubbery is this? Who's been messing about with my entry?
Well done, Malky.
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Tarquin, I wouldn't touch your entry, even with someone else's.
It's up to me to accept victory with grace and - f*ck it, I WON!
In Your Face, Losers!!!
I won! I WON! me, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME! I WON!!! I WON!!! I WON!!! I WON!!! I WON!!!
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erm... well done
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Malky, you still have not decided on the topic of the artwork prize - car, house, horsie?
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He's not in it for the prizes - it's the taking part that's all important to Malc.
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Congratulations on your Self-Esteem rating, Mr Mince, btw.
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I'm glad we recognise just how much people love me.
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Oh, I think we're under no illusions on that score.
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I will donate the artwork back into the central prize pool, thanks. That's what I'm all about. Shock.
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What did I tell ya?
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My students are going to be so disappointed. They were looking forward to drawing horsies in lesson.