Beau Peep Notice Board

Beau Peep Notice Board => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Fyodor on September 15, 2008, 06:33:57 PM

Title: Headline Prophet
Post by: Fyodor on September 15, 2008, 06:33:57 PM
We all know how good Roger is at devising crossword clues, but some of us have more refined talents.
I, for example, am a prophet. I prophesy that Andy Murray will win Wimbledon.
But there's more.
I prophesy that the headline in a national newspaper will be "AM for PM?"
Any budding prophets dare to try to match that?
Title: Re: Headline Prophet
Post by: Roger Kettle on September 15, 2008, 07:47:40 PM
This is an interesting idea which we should introduce on December 31st----we all make predictions for 2009 and see who comes up trumps.
As for your two prophecies, Fyodor, I predict they're both wrong.
Title: Re: Headline Prophet
Post by: Wullie Camel on September 15, 2008, 07:52:34 PM
How about wettest July on record.

Naw I'm just being silly now aren't I.
Title: Re: Headline Prophet
Post by: peter on September 15, 2008, 11:24:34 PM
How about wettest July on record.

Naw I'm just being silly now aren't I.
welcome to the mad house
Title: Re: Headline Prophet
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 16, 2008, 06:20:08 AM
Too much doom and gloom.

Prophets are definitely down this week.
Title: Re: Headline Prophet
Post by: peter on September 16, 2008, 09:41:39 AM
Too much doom and gloom.

Prophets are definitely down this week.

:D :D :D
Title: Re: Headline Prophet
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 16, 2008, 10:14:28 AM
Yes, indeed - bravo, Peepsie!  ;D

Knew you wouldn't let us down. Though my prediction was you'd come up with "Forget the Futures market - there's no prophet in it." - close, but no cigar, and yours was better.
Title: Re: Headline Prophet
Post by: Fyodor on September 17, 2008, 09:44:30 AM
There's nothing more predictable than the predictable.
Title: Re: Headline Prophet
Post by: Mince on September 17, 2008, 10:23:24 AM
Except Peepmaster.
Title: Re: Headline Prophet
Post by: The Peepmaster on September 17, 2008, 11:33:19 AM
You don't hear of too many prophets winning the Lottery, do you?
Title: Re: Headline Prophet
Post by: peter on September 17, 2008, 02:05:33 PM
mince will phone home now
Title: Re: Headline Prophet
Post by: Malc on October 25, 2008, 03:43:26 AM
Quote
You don't hear of too many prophets winning the Lottery, do you?

Well, if they were genuine prophets, they would know they were going to win the lottery and when, so they would know not to let anyone know they were prophets.

Yes, it took me a whole month to come up with that.
Title: Re: Headline Prophet
Post by: The Peepmaster on October 26, 2008, 01:11:07 PM
Quote
You don't hear of too many prophets winning the Lottery, do you?

Well, if they were genuine prophets, they would know they were going to win the lottery and when, so they would know not to let anyone know they were prophets.

Yes, it took me a whole month to come up with that.

You could have used the time more prophetably.
Title: Re: Headline Prophet
Post by: Mince on October 27, 2008, 03:30:09 PM
You could have used the time more prophetably.

Come on, Roger. Tell him off.