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Outpourings / Re: Even More Awful Jokes
« Last post by Mince on Yesterday at 11:44:05 PM »Did you know that in the late 1980s, Pepsi became the 6th largest military in the world?
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« Last post by Mince on Yesterday at 11:26:30 PM »5 is weirdly out of place with the rest---almost like a music hall gag from the thirties.
I'll try to get back to my usual consistency soon.
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Outpourings / Re: Even More Awful Jokes
« Last post by Roger Kettle on Yesterday at 07:36:03 PM »5 is weirdly out of place with the rest---almost like a music hall gag from the thirties.
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Outpourings / Re: Something to think about
« Last post by Mince on Yesterday at 05:03:54 PM »It would make sense to me if it read "sometimes nine". Otherwise, no idea!
It's not my fault I can't count. That's what being rushed to shop with the wife does to you.
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Outpourings / Re: Something to think about
« Last post by Diane CBPFC on Yesterday at 04:07:18 PM »Thinking should be optional at Beau Peep
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« Last post by Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on Yesterday at 03:46:58 PM »Eight.
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Outpourings / Re: Even More Awful Jokes
« Last post by Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on Yesterday at 03:44:33 PM »10’s good. 
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Outpourings / Re: Something to think about
« Last post by Roger Kettle on Yesterday at 03:32:14 PM »It would make sense to me if it read "sometimes nine". Otherwise, no idea!
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Outpourings / Something to think about
« Last post by Mince on Yesterday at 10:42:42 AM »What has four letters, sometimes seven, and never five.
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Outpourings / Even More Awful Jokes
« Last post by Mince on Yesterday at 10:41:49 AM »1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.
2. Did you hear about the kid who kept getting electrocuted? His Dad finally grounded him.
3. I’m reading a horror story in braille and something bad is about to happen. I can feel it.
4. I asked my dad his blood type. He kept saying 'be positive'.
5. I bought a car that has a wooden engine, wooden tires, wooden steering wheel, and wooden seats. The problem is it wooden start.
6. Eating a clock is time consuming.
7. Piracy is addictive. Once you lose your first hand, you're hooked!
8. I'm thankful for my fingers because I can always count on them.
9. Unorthodox people are all the same.
10. Is it just me or are there other personal pronouns?
11. Short people with umbrellas sometimes catch my eye.
12. I can't stand sitting down.
2. Did you hear about the kid who kept getting electrocuted? His Dad finally grounded him.
3. I’m reading a horror story in braille and something bad is about to happen. I can feel it.
4. I asked my dad his blood type. He kept saying 'be positive'.
5. I bought a car that has a wooden engine, wooden tires, wooden steering wheel, and wooden seats. The problem is it wooden start.
6. Eating a clock is time consuming.
7. Piracy is addictive. Once you lose your first hand, you're hooked!
8. I'm thankful for my fingers because I can always count on them.
9. Unorthodox people are all the same.
10. Is it just me or are there other personal pronouns?
11. Short people with umbrellas sometimes catch my eye.
12. I can't stand sitting down.