Author Topic: First day of spring - poet's corner  (Read 13313 times)

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: First day of spring - poet's corner
« Reply #30 on: March 30, 2007, 07:58:30 PM »
It's like being visited by old friends, Nige! I'm not afraid to admit there were tears in my eyes.

Tom

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Re: First day of spring - poet's corner
« Reply #31 on: March 30, 2007, 08:36:52 PM »
Bang, bang, bang, ping, bang, Argggh! bang, bang, bang,
Bang, bang, Argggh! bang, ping, bang, bang, bang, bang,
Bang, Bang, Argggh! Bang, Bang,
Bang, Argggh! Bang, Bang, Bang,
Bang, bang, bang, bang, Argggh! bang, ping, bang, bang


I like that one!

Here's one of my efforts...

ahem...

The Peepmaster, Tarquin, and Roger
Set themselves a huge mind-dodger
"What rhymes with Kettle";
Well, let their minds settle
And finish this rhyme for me, yah!?!

sorry...

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: First day of spring - poet's corner
« Reply #32 on: March 30, 2007, 08:52:35 PM »
"A HUGE MIND-DODGER"????

Tom

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Re: First day of spring - poet's corner
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2007, 05:30:01 AM »
I did say sorry...

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: First day of spring - poet's corner
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2007, 07:54:41 AM »
I'm away with a bid for a few days now. I've really enjoyed having this banter recently with you all, some of my most dear and trusted friends.

Please don't rob my house. I've asked my neighbours to keep an eye out in any case.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

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Re: First day of spring - poet's corner
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2007, 10:01:33 PM »
You're away with a bid? What does that mean?

Is it a cross between away with the fairies and put in a bid? Or are you away with a biddy? A dear little old lady you won at auction?

Enquiring minds want to know.

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: First day of spring - poet's corner
« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2007, 10:14:04 PM »
Malc, it's obvious that Nige missed out the letter "r" from the word "bid". He's off for a few days with a brid.

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: First day of spring - poet's corner
« Reply #37 on: April 05, 2007, 11:05:37 PM »
Sorry, I meant "bird". I was typing in a hurry, and I had to pick her up to catch the ferry, and I couldn't remember which bird it was I was supposed to be taking.

I'm back now. Had a few days in sunny Torquay, and visited much of Devon, as well as the Lake District on the way back.

Thanks for not burgling my house.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: First day of spring - poet's corner
« Reply #38 on: April 06, 2007, 12:04:00 AM »
Thanks for not burgling my house.

I did, but I only took the valuable stuff. Managed to sprint all the way home.
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: First day of spring - poet's corner
« Reply #39 on: April 06, 2007, 12:34:40 AM »
Thanks for not burgling my house.

I did, but I only took the valuable stuff. Managed to sprint all the way home.

Well done. Not everyone can walk (or sprint) on water! Try a ferry next time.  :D
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Malc

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Re: First day of spring - poet's corner
« Reply #40 on: April 06, 2007, 06:23:57 AM »
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Had a few days in sunny Torquay, and visited much of Devon, as well as the Lake District on the way back.

Is it just me, or does anyone else think he's using euphemisms? Either way, I'm turned on.

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: First day of spring - poet's corner
« Reply #41 on: April 06, 2007, 09:20:20 AM »
Take a bow, Mr McGookin---most amusing.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: First day of spring - poet's corner
« Reply #42 on: April 06, 2007, 10:37:59 AM »
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Had a few days in sunny Torquay, and visited much of Devon, as well as the Lake District on the way back.

Is it just me, or does anyone else think he's using euphemisms? Either way, I'm turned on.

 ;D ;D ;D


It's the Curse Of The Cartoonist...please make the visual imagery go away.....
I apologise, in advance.