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Offline Mince

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A Colonel is Needed
« on: September 09, 2015, 03:33:01 PM »
Tarquin Thunderthighs III and Sandy Buttcheeks are Sergeants, and now I need someone who can be Colonel. I will put up the full job description soon, but it cannot be Roger. Tarquin and Sandy are free to apply, as is anyone else.

Offline Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: A Colonel is Needed
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2015, 08:27:58 PM »
It can't be Roger?

That's Rogerist ! Ought not to be allowed.  >:(

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: A Colonel is Needed
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2015, 09:18:51 PM »
It's probable that I'm not really officer material. I would be more likely to shout "Put your pointy thingies on" than "Fix bayonets".

Offline Mince

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Re: A Colonel is Needed
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2015, 09:39:12 PM »
Your avatar would suggest otherwise. I've been itching to give that avatar a pipe or something.

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Re: A Colonel is Needed
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2015, 10:10:01 PM »
Wow!   I'm a severe form of pneumonia usually caused by inhaling the bacteria legionella, in this case caused by Mince, I'd give a cheer but it brings on me cough...
Dear life, would you at least consider the idea of using a lubricant?

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Re: A Colonel is Needed
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2015, 05:34:02 PM »
I'm comfortable with Legionaire......no delusions of grandeur here!

Offline Mince

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Re: A Colonel is Needed
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2015, 10:16:41 AM »
Don't make me conscript someone.

Offline Bilthehut

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Re: A Colonel is Needed
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2015, 11:06:42 AM »
I only got as far as Major Disaster.

Offline Mince

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Re: A Colonel is Needed
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2015, 11:14:06 AM »
Ages ago, when the hard drive on my friend's computer started to pack up, he received an error message "GENERAL FAILURE READING YOUR HARD DRIVE", and he asked me who General Failure was and why he was reading his hard drive.

I think he was he same person who told me to list the captains in Star Trek, and then told me that I had missed one, namely Captain Slog, who apparently was in every episode but never on screen - you only heard his voice: Captain Slog, Star Date 3967.897.


Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: A Colonel is Needed
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2015, 02:29:11 PM »
So, this full job description...do we have to guess it?
I apologise, in advance.

Offline Mince

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Re: A Colonel is Needed
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2015, 04:14:26 PM »
JOB DESCRIPTION

1. Come up with your own job description.

2. Give orders.

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Re: A Colonel is Needed
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2015, 04:54:50 PM »
I vote Mince, unless this is not a democracy, in which case I demand Mince, unless this is not a revolutionary state, in which case I politely suggest Mince, in a last, desperate and futile grasp at inheriting the earth...
Dear life, would you at least consider the idea of using a lubricant?

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Re: A Colonel is Needed
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2015, 05:37:04 PM »
I might be busy with other things, such as following the orders of the colonel.

Offline Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: A Colonel is Needed
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2015, 06:13:10 PM »
I vote Tarks.

He has the most militaristic (is that a word?) name.

All salute Colonel Tarquin Thunderthighs III...known on the battlefield as Thunder the Chunder.

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Re: A Colonel is Needed
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2015, 09:52:19 AM »
I vote for Colonel Diamond Lil.