Author Topic: You're playing all the wrong notes  (Read 9642 times)

Malc

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Re: You're playing all the wrong notes
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2007, 02:56:28 AM »
Or you don't have speakers.

My money's on you having your speaker jackplug in the wrong hole at the back of the box. Modern computers have sound cards as standard. Very different in my day....why, way back in....ooh, 2000 I think it was, you had to buy a sound card separately, and if you didn't know how to install it you took it to a computer shop where a spotty, supercilious young git, hardly old enough to shave, would throw a disgusted look, then patronise and humiliate you.

It's a terrible thing, killin' a man.

Diamond Lil

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Re: You're playing all the wrong notes
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2007, 07:34:21 AM »
Thanks for that...I'll investigate the jack plug system later on...if I do it now, before a hot shower and lots of glucosamine, my back will probably seize up and I'll have to spend the rest of the day under my desk

peter

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Re: You're playing all the wrong notes
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2007, 11:43:12 AM »
Thanks for that...I'll investigate the jack plug system later on...if I do it now, before a hot shower and lots of glucosamine, my back will probably seize up and I'll have to spend the rest of the day under my desk
Worried
Not heard from Lil for over twenty four hours
Is she still stuck under the desk
Can she reach a phone
Is any body there.
Help

Offline Mince

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Re: You're playing all the wrong notes
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2007, 11:46:51 AM »
Lil, if you're stuck under the desk, give us a sign. Just make a post - it doesn't have to make sense at all. Just reach up and bang on the keyboard.

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Re: You're playing all the wrong notes
« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2007, 02:10:18 PM »
Lil, I am going to send a blast of noise through your computer speakers. If you hear it, attach a microphone to the input socket, install the new Microsoft Hi5 Live Virtual Microphone and Modem Driver 2.3 (the Beta Version), and tell me. We'll go from there.

Malc

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Re: You're playing all the wrong notes
« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2007, 02:18:52 PM »
Woman Concussed In Desk Horror

Diamond Lil

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Re: You're playing all the wrong notes
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2007, 05:48:32 PM »
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Offline Mince

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Re: You're playing all the wrong notes
« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2007, 05:51:49 PM »
Have you installed the microphone driver? "Hello. Hello. Testing 1 2 3." I'm not getting anything.

Can you see the monitor screen at all?

Malc

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Re: You're playing all the wrong notes
« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2007, 06:02:26 PM »
My monitor screen has never worked.
I installed it in about 2003 and I keep getting monitors.

Offline Mince

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Re: You're playing all the wrong notes
« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2007, 06:05:47 PM »
That's freeware for you.

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Re: You're playing all the wrong notes
« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2007, 06:21:19 PM »
Have you tried switching it off at the wall?
I apologise, in advance.

Malc

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Re: You're playing all the wrong notes
« Reply #26 on: August 11, 2007, 07:17:27 PM »
Is that the firewall? Where is it? I'm not very good at this.

peter

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Re: You're playing all the wrong notes
« Reply #27 on: August 11, 2007, 07:28:03 PM »
Have you tried switching it off at the wall?
Or switched it on

Offline Mince

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Re: You're playing all the wrong notes
« Reply #28 on: August 11, 2007, 08:22:00 PM »
Is that the firewall? Where is it? I'm not very good at this.

Don't tell me you've set fire to your wall. It's all those monitors overheating. Get rid of some of them.

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Re: You're playing all the wrong notes
« Reply #29 on: August 11, 2007, 09:34:26 PM »
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You may have noticed from my sister's reply that she could only reach the bottom line of the keyboard. When I rang her, she managed to kick the phone off the receiver and chat for a while. She seems fine. I admit it was all a bit muffled but, as I'm watching the golf at the moment, I said I'd call back tomorrow.