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Offline Mince

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Dad jokes: punchline needed
« on: Today at 08:52:05 AM »
Can you give the punchline for each of these dad jokes?

1. Two melons have a forbidden love. They try to run away together many times, but are caught every time.

2. I caught my son chewing on electrical cords.

3. I was going to tell a time-travelling joke.

4. During my first month on the road-paving crew, they gave me all the worst jobs. I endured all of it, up until they put me on paint duty.

5. Somebody wrote a quote at the bottom of the swimming pool.

6. What’s the difference between a good burger and a shooting star?

7. I'm telling dad jokes.

8. What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?

9. Why are koalas not officially recognised as bears?

10. What do you call an old snowman?
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Dad jokes: punchline needed
« Reply #1 on: Today at 04:07:40 PM »
Can you give the punchline for each of these dad jokes?

1. Two melons have a forbidden love. They try to run away together many times, but are caught every time.

2. I caught my son chewing on electrical cords. Bright lad.

3. I was going to tell a time-travelling joke. But I already did that tomorrow.

4. During my first month on the road-paving crew, they gave me all the worst jobs. I endured all of it, up until they put me on paint duty. That crossed a line.

5. Somebody wrote a quote at the bottom of the swimming pool. But it was too deep for me.

6. What’s the difference between a good burger and a shooting star?

7. I'm telling dad jokes.

8. What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?

9. Why are koalas not officially recognised as bears?

10. What do you call an old snowman? A puddle.

That's all from me for now.
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Re: Dad jokes: punchline needed
« Reply #2 on: Today at 05:06:42 PM »
2. I caught my son chewing on electrical cords. Bright lad.

That's good. But it's not the line I have.


3. I was going to tell a time-travelling joke. But I already did that tomorrow.

That's actually better than my one: But you guys didn't like it.


4. During my first month on the road-paving crew, they gave me all the worst jobs. I endured all of it, up until they put me on paint duty. That crossed a line.

Again nice. But the one I have is better.


5. Somebody wrote a quote at the bottom of the swimming pool. But it was too deep for me.

Spot on!


10. What do you call an old snowman? A puddle.

I have: Water. Yours is better.