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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Terracotta Army
« Reply #45 on: September 16, 2007, 08:49:59 PM »
Yes, but he just guesses.
I apologise, in advance.

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Terracotta Army
« Reply #46 on: September 16, 2007, 08:53:16 PM »
I'm amazed the terracotta army was (a) in her bathroom, and (b) there was a picture of it in a magazine.

I would have done that gag if she had not used parenthetic commas. Notice that, unlike Peepmaster, I do show some restraint.

Even terracotta armies have to be bathed.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Terracotta Army
« Reply #47 on: September 16, 2007, 08:56:36 PM »
I won?t tell you now what else I have in my bathroom ? you grammatical nit-pickers!
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Mince

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Re: Terracotta Army
« Reply #48 on: September 16, 2007, 08:57:29 PM »
I won?t tell you now what else I have in my bathroom ? you grammatical nit-pickers!

Are you saying that we are in your bathroom.  :o

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Terracotta Army
« Reply #49 on: September 16, 2007, 08:59:13 PM »
I'm amazed the terracotta army was (a) in her bathroom, and (b) there was a picture of it in a magazine.

I would have done that gag if she had not used parenthetic commas. Notice that, unlike Peepmaster, I do show some restraint.

Even terracotta armies have to be bathed.

As well as terracotta leggies, of course.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Terracotta Army
« Reply #50 on: September 16, 2007, 08:59:56 PM »
You go where the laptop goes Mincy
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Mince

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Re: Terracotta Army
« Reply #51 on: September 16, 2007, 09:03:38 PM »
You use your laptop in the bath?

peter

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Re: Terracotta Army
« Reply #52 on: September 16, 2007, 09:08:32 PM »
By the way, Tarquin, that should have ended: ... in the soup with Mince. (See what I did there?)

TTTHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP!!!


No  ???

In the soup with Mince...mince soup..."or" typo...nor...nor mince soup...play on words with misspelling thrown in...Peter will get it.

I've lost the will to live.
Right with you babe.

peter

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Re: Terracotta Army
« Reply #53 on: September 16, 2007, 09:11:57 PM »
You go where the laptop goes Mincy
Goes in the WC as well.

Vulture

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Re: Terracotta Army
« Reply #54 on: September 16, 2007, 09:31:20 PM »
I'm amazed the terracotta army was (a) in her bathroom, and (b) there was a picture of it in a magazine.

I would have done that gag if she had not used parenthetic commas. Notice that, unlike Peepmaster, I do show some restraint.

Even terracotta armies have to be bathed.

As well as terracotta leggies, of course.

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Vulture

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Re: Terracotta Army
« Reply #55 on: September 16, 2007, 09:32:38 PM »
You go where the laptop goes Mincy


 ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? (Peter, are you using Diane's computer?)

peter

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Re: Terracotta Army
« Reply #56 on: September 17, 2007, 09:59:02 AM »
You go where the laptop goes Mincy


 ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? (Peter, are you using Diane's computer?)
Be a bit of a stretch,