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Offline Mince

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ADULT-ISH
« on: February 06, 2020, 09:48:22 AM »
Given that my wife and I keep knocking over any cup whose horizontal cross-sectional area decreases with increasing depth, we have heavily invested (£2 for 2) in some more mugs. One of these mugs inspires me with the slogan written across it in capitals: ADULT-ISH, partly because I feel more mature while drinking my morning coffee from it, but mostly because I can sing the word to the tune of the song "Edelweiss".

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: ADULT-ISH
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2020, 07:18:25 PM »
Life is a constant adventure for you guys eh.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Mince

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Re: ADULT-ISH
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2020, 09:47:19 PM »
I caught two mice today in my shed. They were speedy little buggers as well.

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: ADULT-ISH
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2020, 09:34:42 AM »
"OF MUGS AND MICE".
I sense a book coming.

Offline Mince

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Re: ADULT-ISH
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2020, 10:00:21 AM »
I kept the caught mice outside under transparent plastic tubs on a squat shelving unit, while I swept out the mess they made in my shed. I started preparing a fire to burn some of the stuff from the shed, and kept telling them they were going on the fire as well.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: ADULT-ISH
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2020, 11:10:23 AM »
Sequel - "OF MINCE AND MIEN"

You've completely ruined 'The Sound Of Music' for me now. And I loved it so much, I went to Salzburg once.
I apologise, in advance.