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Online Roger Kettle

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The news.
« on: February 20, 2020, 08:58:41 PM »
I was watching the news on TV the other night. The first story was about the devastating floods that have swept across Britain. The second story was about the horrible Coronavirus and the third was about a terrorist attack.
Flood, pestilence and war. It has a neat biblical feel about it.
I think it's time for the Church of Beau Peep, a religion based on worshiping all things stupid and trivial.
I, of course, will be the leader. Call me Beau Pope.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: The news.
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2020, 10:17:48 PM »
And there are many contenders for the job of Bishop of Bullshit.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: The news.
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2020, 07:30:05 PM »
In the name of the farter, the sod and the the holy groan.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: The news.
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2020, 10:58:32 AM »
I feel I ought to be taking offence at such blasphemous froth, but since there’s every chance that we are in the early stages of End Times, I find it hard to muster a toss. Besides, I’m in Sweden, in a luxury apartment overlooking a frozen lake, consuming excellent coffee and buns. Peace be with you, brothers and sisters.
I apologise, in advance.

Online Roger Kettle

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Re: The news.
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2020, 07:37:14 PM »
My son's in Norway! Give him a shout!

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: The news.
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2020, 10:16:59 PM »
He’s not answering. Which way is Norway again?
I apologise, in advance.