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Offline Mince

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My new film
« on: March 13, 2020, 08:52:42 AM »
My new film is about two body guards, who don't have names so far and have been called A and B. At the moment, I have only two lines of script.

A (speaking slowly and emphatically): I need to guard MPs.

B: Well, I can get you a whole tin if you want.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: My new film
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2020, 04:05:44 PM »
Is this about the importance of ear protection when firing guns? 
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Mince

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Re: My new film
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2020, 06:34:34 PM »
I don't believe I entertained that topic while writing those lines.

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: My new film
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2020, 08:30:56 PM »
Can't wait for the rest. I'm gripped.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: My new film
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2020, 04:40:44 PM »
I can wait. I don't believe I'm gripped.
I apologise, in advance.