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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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"Tark's Topic"
« on: May 25, 2020, 11:42:12 AM »
I thought they tasted better when they were called Marathon.

Discuss.
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Offline Mince

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Re: "Tark's Topic"
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2020, 05:48:20 PM »
I thought they tasted better when they were called Marathon.

[Notices Tark's error and snickers! ;D]

Offline Diane CBPFC

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« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2020, 06:10:40 PM »
Let me tell you about prairie oysters...
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Re: "Tark's Topic"
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2020, 06:37:55 PM »
Diane, I was given those to try by some sniggering friends when I was in Billings, Montana. When the ingredients were revealed, I pointed out that my national dish was haggis.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2020, 07:54:51 PM »
and that makes you immune to any future culinary horrors. 
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: "Tark's Topic"
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2020, 09:50:12 PM »
Well, that descended quicker than I anticipated!  ..0

Okay, a point for each (no cheating!)...

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Offline Mince

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« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2020, 10:37:22 PM »
Are any of them vegan?

9 is a perfectly squashed Toblerone.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2020, 02:56:05 AM »
There are only 5 that I would bet money on my answer - so many look very similar to each other.
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Offline Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: "Tark's Topic"
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2020, 10:22:34 PM »
1 is a bounty, 2 through to 20 aren't.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2020, 09:02:15 AM »
1 is a bounty, 2 through to 20 aren't.

Correct!  ;D
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Offline Mince

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« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2020, 11:42:27 AM »
Hey, hey, I have an answer that might be just as correct.

None of them are alien ballerinas.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: "Tark's Topic"
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2020, 10:14:28 PM »
That depends...
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