Author Topic: Socially distanced golf.  (Read 80 times)

Offline Roger Kettle

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Socially distanced golf.
« on: June 06, 2020, 08:00:20 PM »
I played my first game of golf in almost three months last Wednesday. I purposely hit my tee shots wildly to the right and left so that my opponent could walk in safety down the middle of the fairway about fifty yards from me. I'm good like that.

Offline Mince

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Re: Socially distanced golf.
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2020, 08:33:52 PM »
I played my first game of golf in almost three months last Wednesday.

You're slow. How long did the second game take?

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Socially distanced golf.
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2020, 09:48:57 PM »
That was very kind of you Roger - it is good that celebrities take the lead with physical distancing. 

I play mini-golf every couple of years with my daughter because she thinks its fun - it makes me sweary - bloody sneaky little windmills. 
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Re: Socially distanced golf.
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2020, 08:55:39 AM »
That was very kind of you Roger - it is good that celebrities take the lead with physical distancing. 

I avoided the obvious joke.

(Ooh, there's a joke there as well.)