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Offline Mince

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My Christmas Card
« on: December 22, 2020, 06:45:34 PM »
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: My Christmas Card
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2020, 07:03:44 PM »
Happy Christmas to you too  ;D

I didn't know we were making our own this year, I will be back after I find some macaroni, white glue and glitter - going to be fab! 
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Mince

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Re: My Christmas Card
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2020, 07:27:04 PM »
And here's my Christmas joke.

Why did the snowman go to the vegetable garden?

So he could go pick his nose.
« Last Edit: December 23, 2020, 12:00:48 PM by Mince »

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: My Christmas Card
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2020, 01:17:59 AM »
Cracker! (that's where he gets them, you know  ..0)
I apologise, in advance.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: My Christmas Card
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2020, 01:20:30 AM »
I had that same thought but kept it to myself. 
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: My Christmas Card
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2020, 10:22:51 AM »
So sorry - I’m generous to a fault.  ;D
I apologise, in advance.