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Offline Mince

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After Christmas Caption Competition
« on: December 26, 2020, 03:00:02 PM »
Have at it!

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: After Christmas Caption Competition
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2020, 06:57:40 PM »
Maybe next year my nose will glow...
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: After Christmas Caption Competition
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2020, 09:47:16 PM »
"Definitely looks like aqueous precipitation on the way. That reminds me; I must renew my Communist Party membership."
I apologise, in advance.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: After Christmas Caption Competition
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2020, 09:50:44 PM »
"I really miss Olive. Even if she used to laugh and call me names..."
I apologise, in advance.

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: After Christmas Caption Competition
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2020, 09:38:36 AM »
"That was one hell of an emergency stop, Santa."

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: After Christmas Caption Competition
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2020, 10:42:29 PM »
 ;D
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad