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Max:
Diane, I watched a TV documentary the other night about the 10 deadliest animals on Earth.
Some you would expect, lions and tigers and bears (oh my).
Chimpanzees were almost at the top, but surprisingly the cause of most deaths and injuries was the moose.
Don't ever get between mummy moose and her baby mooses, and if driving, better use a tank, moose have a thing about walking across the highway.
No doubt you already know this, I just found it surprising.

Diane CBPFC:
I think there are a lot of moose through the windshield deaths out east, they are so tall that when they come through the windshield and thrash about, they kill people with their mighty feet.

I did get into an altercation with one once - it was bothering my ancient dog who wouldn't have stood a chance if it kicked him - so I chased it off with a broom.

Roger Kettle:
I chased off a pigeon once. Moose/pigeon---same thing.

Diane CBPFC:

--- Quote from: Roger Kettle on April 19, 2021, 07:49:43 PM ---I chased off a pigeon once. Moose/pigeon---same thing.

--- End quote ---

When I was a kid, my granddad would give me a salt shaker and told me if I could sprinkle salt on a pigeon's tail, this would tame it and I could keep it for a pet.

Tarquin Thunderthighs lll:
And that was absolutely true, Diane. Granddads never lie.

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