Author Topic: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.  (Read 9454 times)

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2008, 04:51:31 PM »
what about the time I blow up the garage

You had an inflatable garage? Now the story gets interesting.


Peter - you do realise there's a danger of embarrassing Mince with your recollections. However, that's a risk I'm prepared to take...
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2008, 06:20:23 PM »
I want to do a "six pounds of Mince" gag about his birth weight but I can't be bothered.

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Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2008, 07:04:08 PM »
I want to do a "six pounds of Mince" gag about his birth weight but I can't be bothered.
10 pound and 24" long
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Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2008, 07:16:50 PM »
!0 pound and 24" long

He was trying to get a capital "1".

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Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2008, 07:45:29 PM »
Gosh, you were a big lad, Mincey. My sympathies to your mum.

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Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2008, 07:50:55 PM »
Gosh, you were a big lad, Mincey. My sympathies to your mum.

I'm sending my sympathies anyway, regardless of what size you were.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

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« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2008, 07:58:06 PM »
Gosh, you were a big lad, Mincey. My sympathies to your mum.

I'm sending my sympathies anyway, regardless of what size you were.

 :D :D :D :D

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Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2008, 08:29:15 PM »
He always was a large layabout

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Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
« Reply #23 on: January 26, 2008, 09:45:10 AM »
He always was a large layabout

I can just picture the announcement of his birth to the waiting hordes...

"It's a... large layabout".
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2008, 03:32:49 PM »
Right, we've not had too much info coming out of Peter, so the biography on Mince will have to be shelved temporarily.

Perhaps I should write an autobiography. As the brains, and creative genius behind this website and forum, it's quite possible I'll be famous one day.

It'd need a title. Something intriguing, that suggests adventure.

Hmm - how about "The Adventures of Mr Sutherland"?
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Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2008, 03:37:09 PM »
It should have the title: "Being brought down a peg or two".

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Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2008, 03:46:42 PM »
That's quite an ambitious undertaking, Peepmeister. And what are you going to do tomorrow?
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2008, 04:41:57 PM »
That's quite an ambitious undertaking, Peepmeister. And what are you going to do tomorrow?

Oh I dunno - probably put some more pins in my plasticine model of Mince.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

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Re: "A Life of Mince" - A Biography by The Peepmaster.
« Reply #28 on: January 31, 2008, 04:30:00 PM »
ask him about the garage it was a laugh.