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Offline Mince

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We need more women
« on: January 31, 2007, 02:36:09 PM »
There aren't that many women on this board. So we need to send out some search parties armed with clubs. What do you think?

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: We need more women
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2007, 04:34:45 PM »
I think we should adjourn to the billiards room for brandy, cigars and full consideration.
I apologise, in advance.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: We need more women
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2007, 04:36:17 PM »
Are you suggesting we find women on the golf course, Mince? Have you seen women who play golf?
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Offline Mince

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Re: We need more women
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2007, 04:40:50 PM »
At the risk of being called "such a girl" again by Malky McG, I need to point out that I have never been on a golf course.

Anyway, by "clubs" I meant "night clubs". I once saw an inflatable church on the news, so surely they could make inflatable night clubs. Lure the women in, rapidly deflate the night club, and voila!

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: We need more women
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2007, 05:04:00 PM »
It'd mess their hair, and they'd be annoyed. You need to rethink, Mince.
I apologise, in advance.

Offline Mince

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Re: We need more women
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2007, 06:01:15 PM »
Gee, I'm out of ideas then.


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Re: We need more women
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2007, 06:20:29 PM »
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Offline Mince

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Re: We need more women
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2007, 06:25:24 PM »
You really are making a mess, aren't you?