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Offline Roger Kettle

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Beau Peep Chess.
« on: April 23, 2008, 10:19:57 PM »
I seem to remember that, years ago, postal chess was very popular. (You know, someone sits at home, makes a chess move, posts it to a friend and awaits a letter containing the next move and so on...). I have decided to start an electronic Beau Peep Chess Match. Anyone can play. Okay...
Nomad to Colonel Three.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Beau Peep Chess.
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2008, 10:26:35 PM »
Standard opening.

Mad Pierre to Bidet Four using the get-out-my-way rule.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Beau Peep Chess.
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2008, 10:31:44 PM »
Bastard. Wasn't expecting that. Time to attack.
Egon to Bidet Four.
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Re: Beau Peep Chess.
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2008, 10:51:18 PM »
Sneaky! Dennis to Bidet Three, Pokes Egon in Eye. Blinded. Miss a go.
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Re: Beau Peep Chess.
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2008, 10:53:26 PM »
Are we allowed to use the "Punch Barmen" rule? And how many foxholes are there?
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Beau Peep Chess.
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2008, 11:05:54 PM »
You're obviously not taking this seriously.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Beau Peep Chess.
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2008, 11:07:35 PM »
Time out - medication.
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Re: Beau Peep Chess.
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2008, 05:58:30 AM »
Abdul to Hamish Six, lands on ladder, goes up to Sopwith Nine.
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Malc

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Re: Beau Peep Chess.
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2008, 06:03:18 AM »
Checkmate.

Let's have another game.
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Vulture

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Re: Beau Peep Chess.
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2008, 06:32:13 AM »
Bags I the red Tiddlywinks!
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Malc

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Re: Beau Peep Chess.
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2008, 06:46:03 AM »
...of chess.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Beau Peep Chess.
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2008, 09:36:14 AM »
Well played, Malc! Was that the McGookin checkmate, Helsinki, 1968?
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Re: Beau Peep Chess.
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2008, 10:30:04 AM »
More like the Sainsbury's checkout, Milton Keynes, 2004.
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Re: Beau Peep Chess.
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2008, 03:31:06 AM »
Strutting up to the chess board - throws a double six and buys Mayfair half price........ follow that infidels !!
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Beau Peep Chess.
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2008, 09:21:46 AM »
By my reckoning, it's taken you three and a half months to make that move. Time infringement, surely?
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