Query for webmaster (because Roger won't know)

[Malc]

What does that "Contribution +10/-0" thing mean on the left hand side under our names?

Is it something we should be striving to improve, or something?

[Mince]

The first number is how many brain cells everyone thinks you have. The second is how many people here like you.

[The Peepmaster]

I see that with you, Mince, the second figure is a minus number :

[Mince]

I bet you don't know why the maximum is 65535.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

That's not the maximum - I know of at least another 7 people that don't like you, over and above 65,535.

[Malc]

I bet you don't know why the maximum is 65535.

Is it because they couldn't fit any more numbers in Pennsylvania ?

[Mince]

Okay, so no one knows. Do you want me to tell you?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Do we have a choice?  :

[Mince]

No, not really. I don't get very many chances to prove what a genius I am.

[The Peepmaster]

No, not really. I don't get very many chances to prove what a genius I am.

And there we have it. It means, "Look at me, and how clever I am doing something that you lot of menials know nothing about".  :

[Mince]

No, not really. I don't get very many chances to prove what a genius I am.

And there we have it. It means, "Look at me, and how clever I am doing something that you lot of menials know nothing about".  :

Actually, if I do explain it, I'll look like a geek. This was something I knew at the age of fourteen.

[The Peepmaster]

Wow, that's even more impressive. Tell Tarquin - he'll fill me in on it when I next see him in a year or so.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

So soon?

[Mince]

That's it. I'm not going to tell you.

[Roger Kettle]

Oh, go on. You know you want to.