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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: The Peepmaster on November 09, 2008, 12:34:44 PM

Title: Aquatic Insults
Post by: The Peepmaster on November 09, 2008, 12:34:44 PM
I can't remember if it was when I accused Mince of having an IQ smaller than a Cod's inside-leg measurement, or some other time, like when I suggested he had the brains of a whelk, but at the time he asked if all my insults were fish-related.

On reflection, I was probably being a tad unfair, but it occurred to me that he was quite right, and marine creatures do tend to appear quite high in my various utterances of uncomplimentary terminology.

Anyway, I apologise to Mince, if I offended him, even though he is about as useful as underpants are to a haddock.
Title: Re: Aquatic Insults
Post by: Roger Kettle on November 09, 2008, 06:10:42 PM
I thought you were being a tad(pole) unfair.
Title: Re: Aquatic Insults
Post by: Mince on November 09, 2008, 11:55:20 PM
I was going to say: Don't walk wet!
Title: Re: Aquatic Insults
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on November 10, 2008, 12:10:25 AM
I was going to say: Don't walk wet!

Until you realised that would be a very odd thing to say.
Title: Re: Aquatic Insults
Post by: The Peepmaster on November 10, 2008, 12:29:44 AM
I thought you were being a tad(pole) unfair.

I had considered comparing Mince's brain with frog spawn at one stage, but decided against using fresh-water insults. I'm happier utilizing creatures from the briny.
Title: Re: Aquatic Insults
Post by: Diane CBPFC on November 10, 2008, 05:01:59 AM
Let's stop these insults now...they're all water under the bridge.
Title: Re: Aquatic Insults
Post by: Diane CBPFC on November 10, 2008, 05:03:50 AM
Goodbye to this thread.

Tanks for the memories.

Title: Re: Aquatic Insults
Post by: Diane CBPFC on November 10, 2008, 08:57:02 PM
That's the last time a rack my brains for hours trying to come up with water puns.  :'(
Title: Re: Aquatic Insults
Post by: Mince on November 10, 2008, 09:50:53 PM
Peepmaster is just an annoying little squirt who should be drowned.
Title: Re: Aquatic Insults
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on November 11, 2008, 07:10:51 AM
That's the last time a rack my brains for hours trying to come up with water puns.  :'(

Diane, this is where you can learn from Mince - just write the first bit of rubbish that comes into your head.
Title: Re: Aquatic Insults
Post by: Mince on November 11, 2008, 11:31:26 AM
It's not always the first piece of rubbish.
Title: Re: Aquatic Insults
Post by: The Peepmaster on November 11, 2008, 11:47:35 AM
Tranquil said bit, not piece.
Title: Re: Aquatic Insults
Post by: Diane CBPFC on November 11, 2008, 09:58:16 PM
I'm so subtle you probably never even got the  :'( tears were water bit.