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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: The Peepmaster on November 09, 2008, 12:34:44 PM
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I can't remember if it was when I accused Mince of having an IQ smaller than a Cod's inside-leg measurement, or some other time, like when I suggested he had the brains of a whelk, but at the time he asked if all my insults were fish-related.
On reflection, I was probably being a tad unfair, but it occurred to me that he was quite right, and marine creatures do tend to appear quite high in my various utterances of uncomplimentary terminology.
Anyway, I apologise to Mince, if I offended him, even though he is about as useful as underpants are to a haddock.
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I thought you were being a tad(pole) unfair.
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I was going to say: Don't walk wet!
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I was going to say: Don't walk wet!
Until you realised that would be a very odd thing to say.
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I thought you were being a tad(pole) unfair.
I had considered comparing Mince's brain with frog spawn at one stage, but decided against using fresh-water insults. I'm happier utilizing creatures from the briny.
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Let's stop these insults now...they're all water under the bridge.
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Goodbye to this thread.
Tanks for the memories.
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That's the last time a rack my brains for hours trying to come up with water puns. :'(
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Peepmaster is just an annoying little squirt who should be drowned.
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That's the last time a rack my brains for hours trying to come up with water puns. :'(
Diane, this is where you can learn from Mince - just write the first bit of rubbish that comes into your head.
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It's not always the first piece of rubbish.
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Tranquil said bit, not piece.
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I'm so subtle you probably never even got the :'( tears were water bit.