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Beau Peep Notice Board => Just a Fort => Topic started by: Roger Kettle on November 17, 2008, 10:17:54 PM

Title: My Impending Knighthood.
Post by: Roger Kettle on November 17, 2008, 10:17:54 PM: I'm guessing that it's only a matter of time before I'm offered a knighthood for services to cartooning and all-round stupidity. I'm not a hundred per cent sure of the protocol involved but I think you get to choose your own title. I think I'll go for Sir Roger of Beaufort (Beau...fort...geddit?). Then I started wondering about the rest of you....
Sir Mincealot.
Minister of Vulture.
Lord Tarquin of Rumbling Femurs.

And...er...that's when I gave up and went to bed.
Title: Re: My Impending Knighthood.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on November 17, 2008, 10:45:57 PM: Master of Peeps; Order of the Garters. (we all saw them with those short skirts).
Title: Re: My Impending Knighthood.
Post by: Roger Kettle on November 17, 2008, 11:09:03 PM: Excellent!
Title: Re: My Impending Knighthood.
Post by: The Peepmaster on November 17, 2008, 11:32:57 PM: So many great competitions going on all at the same time. I'm desperate to think up a witty one for this, Roger.

How about Mince - Chief Twat.
Title: Re: My Impending Knighthood.
Post by: Mince on November 17, 2008, 11:37:33 PM: Quote from: The Peepmaster on November 17, 2008, 11:32:57 PM
So many great competitions going on all at the same time. I'm desperate to think up a witty one for this, Roger.

How about Mince - Chief Twat.

So that'll put me above you?
Title: Re: My Impending Knighthood.
Post by: The Peepmaster on November 17, 2008, 11:42:59 PM: Head Dick was my other option, but you know how I get words in the wrong order.
Title: Re: My Impending Knighthood.
Post by: The Peepmaster on November 17, 2008, 11:54:37 PM: I just realised - neither of those titles involve fish.
Title: Re: My Impending Knighthood.
Post by: Mince on November 18, 2008, 12:07:51 AM: Quote from: The Peepmaster on November 17, 2008, 11:42:59 PM
Head Dick was my other option, but you know how I get words in the wrong order.

You actually chose the title Head Dick for yourself?
Title: Re: My Impending Knighthood.
Post by: Malc on November 18, 2008, 04:49:44 AM: I think it has to be a title that has some kind of connection with you. I believe Harold Wilson chose Baron Wilson of Rievaulx. Rievaulx is a small town in Yorkshire, where Wilson was born. Nearby stands the famous early Cistercian Rievaulx Abbey.

I suppose Roger's equivalent would be Baron Kettle of Arbroath. The connection with the famous Arbroath Smokie means he would inevitably be known as Lord Kettle o' Fish.
Title: Re: My Impending Knighthood.
Post by: Max on November 18, 2008, 04:35:46 PM: Hmmm Lord Kettle of fish, that's different.
Title: Re: My Impending Knighthood.
Post by: Malc on November 18, 2008, 05:26:19 PM: ...another, entirely.
Title: Re: My Impending Knighthood.
Post by: The Peepmaster on November 18, 2008, 05:51:13 PM: Mince could be a Prince. Prince Mince has a certain ring to it.
Title: Re: My Impending Knighthood.
Post by: Mince on November 18, 2008, 08:34:29 PM: Quote from: The Peepmaster on November 18, 2008, 05:51:13 PM
Mince could be a Prince. Prince Mince has a certain ring to it.

Could be . . . ?