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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on November 21, 2008, 01:30:57 PM

Title: Insult Competition
Post by: Mince on November 21, 2008, 01:30:57 PM
I think I am the best on this board at insulting people.

To prove this, I would like everyone to insult Peepmaster as best as they can (with multiple entries acceptable and indeed encouraged), and then when everyone is done I will provide my insult.

The person with the best insult wins.
Title: Re: Insult Competition
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on November 21, 2008, 01:58:36 PM
Silly man!
Title: Re: Insult Competition
Post by: Roger Kettle on November 21, 2008, 01:59:47 PM
I think I am the best on this board at insulting people.

To prove this, I would like everyone to insult Peepmaster as best as they can (with multiple entries acceptable and indeed encouraged), and then when everyone is done I will provide my insult.

The person with the best insult wins.
Wins what? I refuse to work for nothing.
Title: Re: Insult Competition
Post by: Mince on November 21, 2008, 02:15:18 PM
Silly man!

I said insult Peepmaster.
Title: Re: Insult Competition
Post by: Vulture on November 21, 2008, 02:23:13 PM
Silly man!

I said insult Peepmaster.

Is said the same as wrote?
Title: Re: Insult Competition
Post by: The Peepmaster on November 21, 2008, 09:06:33 PM
Looks like I'm hard to insult. Thanks friends. ;-)
Title: Re: Insult Competition
Post by: Mince on November 21, 2008, 09:17:31 PM
Actually, I have been deleting all the insults because they were so good, so clearly honestly bitter and angry, that I could not beat them. I also did not think there was so much resentment towards you, and I thought it unfair to allow the posts to stand.

The annoying thing was that I also had to delete all the wonderful comments about me in the same posts. Oh well.
Title: Re: Insult Competition
Post by: Malc on November 21, 2008, 09:36:54 PM
I actually find it hard to insult people deliberately, though I do it accidentally all the time, such as saying Tarks looks like the ginger bloke in Mythbusters.

One of the best accidental insults aimed at me was from a co-worker in Manchester who started off by saying that my girlfriend (now wife) looked like me.

That was fine, because many couples do resemble each other. I've been mistaken for one of my wife's brothers in the past. Thankfully it was the good looking one.

However, he followed that up by saying "I don't mean your wife looks like a bloke. She's not ugly",
and then  "Or you. You're not ugly either."

And it all went downhill from there.
Title: Re: Insult Competition
Post by: Fyodor on November 22, 2008, 10:38:30 AM
Looks like I'm hard to insult. Thanks friends. ;-)
Oh no you're not, you .... you .... you MINCE!