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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on December 11, 2008, 08:01:03 PM

Title: I just did a Roger
Post by: Mince on December 11, 2008, 08:01:03 PM
There was a strange smell in my kitchen, a kind of damp smell, watery in some way. I was boiling the kettle for a cup of tea at the time, and while waiting for it to boil I first checked the washing machine (no smell), then the laundry on the floor (no smell), then the sink (no smell) and then every other conceivable place and object. Then I remembered that the scale filter had come off the inside of the kettle and I had not replaced it. Thinking this was the culprit, I picked up the kettle and smelt that. Again, I did not find the awful smell.

I have learnt two things from this: firstly, I still do not know where the smell is coming from; secondly, sniffing the steam from a boiling kettle burns the inside of your f*&%$% nose.
Title: Re: I just did a Roger
Post by: peter on December 11, 2008, 08:58:27 PM
Thats My Boy
Title: Re: I just did a Roger
Post by: Diane CBPFC on December 11, 2008, 09:17:30 PM
...but at least now you probably won't be able to smell anything for a while. Look on the bright side.
Title: Re: I just did a Roger
Post by: Vulture on December 11, 2008, 09:30:09 PM
...but at least now you probably won't be able to smell anything for a while. Look on the bright side.

 :D :D :D
Title: Re: I just did a Roger
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 11, 2008, 10:35:12 PM
Thats My Boy

Peter, I know you're his father, so I'll choose my words carefully, but how does it feel to have a king-sized twat in your house?
Title: Re: I just did a Roger
Post by: Roger Kettle on December 11, 2008, 11:10:12 PM
Thats My Boy
I laughed out loud, Peter. Thank you.
Title: Re: I just did a Roger
Post by: peter on December 12, 2008, 12:40:16 PM
Thats My Boy

Peter, I know you're his father, so I'll choose my words carefully, but how does it feel to have a king-sized twat in your house?

When are you going to get round to choosing your words carefully Peeps.
Title: Re: I just did a Roger
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 12, 2008, 09:01:43 PM
I just heard that I WON a caption competition (http://www.theoldie.co.uk/cartoonsAndPuzzles/index.php)!

So, I figure that means I DO choose my words carefully! ;-)
Title: Re: I just did a Roger
Post by: Roger Kettle on December 12, 2008, 09:14:03 PM
Well done, Nige!

And I really hope nobody asks what "dogging" is.
Title: Re: I just did a Roger
Post by: Diane CBPFC on December 12, 2008, 10:02:45 PM
[invisible to Roger] What is dogging? [/invisible to Roger]

Title: Re: I just did a Roger
Post by: Diane CBPFC on December 12, 2008, 10:10:15 PM
I just entered the January one Nige - let me know if I win.
Title: Re: I just did a Roger
Post by: Roger Kettle on December 12, 2008, 10:14:05 PM
[invisible to Roger] What is dogging? [/invisible to Roger]


Nige, if you decide to answer this....tact...decorum...family site...
Title: Re: I just did a Roger
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 12, 2008, 10:23:18 PM
[invisible to Roger] What is dogging? [/invisible to Roger]


Nige, if you decide to answer this....tact...decorum...family site...

Of course, Roger. It's something I've seen mentioned in the tabloids quite a few times. Google will tell you more about it if you enter "outdoor liaisons with strangers".
Title: Re: I just did a Roger
Post by: Vulture on December 12, 2008, 10:31:08 PM
[invisible to Roger] What is dogging? [/invisible to Roger]


Nige, if you decide to answer this....tact...decorum...family site...

Of course, Roger. It's something I've seen mentioned in the tabloids quite a few times. Google will tell you more about it if you enter "outdoor liaisons with strangers".

Didn't understand anything under "outdoor liaisons with strangers", so I googled 'dogging' and didn't understand that either - except it seems to be a summer activity.  ??? ???
Title: Re: I just did a Roger
Post by: Roger Kettle on December 12, 2008, 10:35:58 PM
Um..well..er..it's..um...Nige?
Title: Re: I just did a Roger
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 12, 2008, 10:44:18 PM
Cartoonists have to have their ear to the ground, Vulch. I've been aware of "dogging", but never actually gone out to remote locations to have sex with the wives of total strangers. (Have I said too much, Roger?)
Title: Re: I just did a Roger
Post by: Roger Kettle on December 12, 2008, 11:09:40 PM
That's fine. Phew.
Title: Re: I just did a Roger
Post by: Vulture on December 12, 2008, 11:40:36 PM
Cartoonists have to have their ear to the ground, Vulch. I've been aware of "dogging", but never actually gone out to remote locations to have sex with the wives of total strangers. (Have I said too much, Roger?)

So, let me get this clear.
You need to be a cartoonist.
You need to have your ear to the ground (what if it's raining - don't you get mud in your ear?).
You need to go somewhere far away that has plenty of strangers and their wives.
You need to be in the mood to have sex with said wives.

Do the strangers/husbands just stand by while you do this?
Title: Re: I just did a Roger
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 12, 2008, 11:44:22 PM
Not ALL cartoonists do this, Vulch! We (via our drawings) report on politics. We're not all in the cabinet!

The husbands stand by while the strangers "do it". No-one said that cartoonists were there.
Title: Re: I just did a Roger
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 14, 2008, 12:15:23 AM
I thought it was just cars. First I've heard about cabinets. The world has gone to Hades in a handbag.
Title: Re: I just did a Roger
Post by: Malc on December 14, 2008, 08:51:58 AM
So where do they do this "dogging"? In Sainsburys car park after hours, or down country lanes, where?

My friend wants to know. He wants to know can you just come down the first night to have a look or do you have to sign up? My friend can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays, you see, because I'm at Sea Scouts.

In a manner of speaking.