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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Roger Kettle on April 02, 2009, 08:54:41 PM
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Picture the scene. The Beau Peep Forum Regulars are on their maiden world cruise when disaster strikes. The pedalo...er...liner sinks and we find ourselves marooned on a desert island. What do we do and who does what? I'm pretty sure that The Peepmaster will decide to eat Mince on the first morning but that really isn't a great help. Diane gets my vote for President as she appears to have a remarkable talent for all things practical and spiritual while coping with a hostile environment. Zesty is our scientific man so I'd like him to organise the best ways of being rescued. Colin, if I remember correctly, has military experience so he can do the hunter-gathering bit while I will be in charge of whimpering. But, hey...this is a democracy. What do YOU think? What can YOU offer?
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You'd feel right at home, Roger, what with there being no technology to bemuse you.
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That's true! I can see a whole "Admirable Crichton" thing kicking off. To hell with Diane---I'm President!
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I will be your Man Friday Roger ? the rest of the week I will be President.
Mince will be going crazy because of the lack of technology so he and Nige can make a string can phone line; it will work to keep them well separated and both at the far ends of the island where they won?t be a bother.
With all Andrew has to say ? he can be Wilson.
Joan ? being from a hot dry climate can show us how to make dessert from the desert.
With Tarquin?s skill at quizzes ? he can be in charge of the sandwiches.
Rob can be the ship?s captain log book recorder.
Vulture, Lucy and Heather led by the belly-dancing Elizabeth can make themselves some cute coconut and grass skirt outfits for the evening performance of ?Dancing with the Survivors?.
Tom, being 147 years old, will need to be careful he doesn?t get mistaken for firewood.
Peter can be in charge of the sweeties.
Max can be in charge of shelter building.
Jack being the most practical can make the SOS beacon.
Zesty White and Colin can build us a helicopter made out of bamboo.
Diamond Lil can be the island nurse ? go to her if you need a Band-aid.
Malc can be a sarcastic git sometimes can?t he?
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I'm glad you didn't include me in the grass skirt brigade, Diane. My legs aren't what they used to be. No hot, dry climate here at the moment. We've just had a three day deluge in Sydney and the northern NSW coast has been declared a disaster area - major flooding after fierce storms, with more on the way. This is a land of extremes.
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With Tarquin?s skill at quizzes ? he can be in charge of the sandwiches.
Malc can be a sarcastic git sometimes can?t he?
Juxtaposition.
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Just because you know some big words does not mean that you get to work on the helicopter - unless it is on Fridays; Roger is an old softy and will let you do what you like.
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Vulture, Lucy and Heather led by the belly-dancing Elizabeth can make themselves some cute coconut and grass skirt outfits for the evening performance of ?Dancing with the Survivors?.
There'd better be a hell of a lot of grass!!
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Joan, Lil Vulch and Diane will form my harem, and the rest of you can work on getting off the island all you like, me and the girls are staying.
We'll live on roasted coconuts and raw sex.
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I suspect it may well be your coconuts that'll be getting roasted, Malc.
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I and my coconuts are at the girls' bidding...
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We'll live on roasted coconuts and raw sex.
I'm not interested, and I've got a headache anyway.
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Lounging around all day being careful not to burn... sounds like my kind of island!!! ;D
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You sold both copies already? ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I wish I hadn't participated in this thread - I dreamt about making my own helicopter and getting shot at while I was trying to get it off the ground. I am quite worn out today.
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BUY MY BOOK NOW.... UK STORE ......
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You sold both copies already? ;D ;D ;D ;D
The UK store probably simply hasn't got any in yet! ..0
The US Amazon store does though.
Glad you spotted my subliminal advertising.
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What books that then what's it called.
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What books that then what's it called.
I spent ages trying to think up a clever title for the loads of cartoons I was offering. Then I couldn't be arsed to be pretentious or clever, so I called it "Loads of Cartoons". That's me, all over.
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If I get another collection of cartoons out (I've had three in the past) I'm going to call it "Buy My Book NOW". Thanks, Peeps.
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I'm wondering if I ought to put my book advert in a bold typeface, or would that be overdoing it?
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...like that would bother you
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I have been on the web sight and I could not find the book called NOW
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Peter, I'm coming round to the view that you and Mince are the same person. Mince blew it by capitalizing AND putting the last word in Bold, something the real Peter, with his cavalier attitude to grammar, syntax and general internet bollocks anyway would have not bothered with or not known about.
You're sprung, Mincey boy.
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Peter, I'm coming round to the view that you and Mince are the same person. Mince blew it by capitalizing AND putting the last word in Bold, something the real Peter, with his cavalier attitude to grammar, syntax and general internet bollocks anyway would have not bothered with or not known about.
You're sprung, Mincey boy.
I tried ten times to make it larger but it beat me
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I have some junk emails that may help you...
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Anyway who is Gramma Syntax and General Internet Bollocks.
Is he American they have silly names.
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You see? The "real" Peter, as we were encouraged to know him, couldn't have made that play on words, whereas Mince couldn't help himself, even deliberately un-capitalizing letters and missing out question marks.
Evil Genius Mince, the monocled wuss
sitting in his lair
in his high backed chair
stroking his old white puss.
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You underrate me at your peril. That is Peter not mince who is a figment of my imagination.
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thanks malc and dad, this topic has really made me laugh
oh no! blast! forgot the capitals I'm mince arnt I
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Now you're trying too hard. It's over. Face it. ;)
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Dam and blast our secret is out.
Now I will have to be myself.
If only I knew who I was.
Am I the clever debonair Mince.
or am i that idiot who would not no what a syntack is if it hit me in the face.
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While you are at it you can fess up to being your own girlfriends too.
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While you are at it you can fess up to being your own girlfriends too.
That's what amazes me. He's his own girlfriends, and he still gets dumped.
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While you are at it you can fess up to being your own girlfriends too.
That's what amazes me. He's his own girlfriends, and he still gets dumped.
;D ;D ;D
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While you are at it you can fess up to being your own girlfriends too.
Can't tell you that the OH would kill me.
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being a multi national its difficult to remember all my manifestations
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Personally I think this whole site is just Mince in different disguises.
He just does not remember that he is all the others.
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Personally I think this whole site is just Mince in different disguises.
He just does not remember that he is all the others.
Oh yes I do!
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Personally I think this whole site is just Mince in different disguises.
He just does not remember that he is all the others.
Oh yes I do!
Bet he wrote a book called Now
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Or is it called UK Stores
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hey that's good how did I do that
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Will we all fit?
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