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Beau Peep Notice Board => Just a Fort => Topic started by: Malc on June 11, 2009, 10:24:38 PM

Title: It's time to reveal...
Post by: Malc on June 11, 2009, 10:24:38 PM: I think it is time to reveal the truth about the person you know as Malc McGookin. I am really an alien from a planet yet to be discovered by Earth scientists. My kind has been here for many thousands of your years, and we sometimes adopt the form of humans and live human lives to pass among you unnoticed, though personally I didn't feel registering for tax was strictly necessary, but I'm not in charge.
Title: Re: It's time to reveal...
Post by: Mince on June 11, 2009, 10:37:54 PM: Quote from: Malc on June 11, 2009, 10:24:38 PM
we sometimes adopt the form of humans and live human lives to pass among you unnoticed

Hmm, then posting this wasn't a good idea. No wonder you're not in charge.
Title: Re: It's time to reveal...
Post by: Vulture on June 11, 2009, 11:35:36 PM: Quote from: Malc on June 11, 2009, 10:24:38 PM
I think it is time to reveal the truth about the person you know as Malc McGookin. I am really an alien from a planet yet to be discovered by Earth scientists. My kind has been here for many thousands of your years, and we sometimes adopt the form of humans and live human lives to pass among you unnoticed, though personally I didn't feel registering for tax was strictly necessary, but I'm not in charge.

Ahh - so it's YOU who's really the pilchard!
Title: Re: It's time to reveal...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on June 11, 2009, 11:55:27 PM: This is news?
Title: Re: It's time to reveal...
Post by: Diane CBPFC on June 12, 2009, 04:49:32 AM: Ahhh, for an alien, you're not doing too bad then.
Title: Re: It's time to reveal...
Post by: Malc on June 12, 2009, 05:19:57 AM: My alien name is something humans cannot pronounce, but on my home planet it means "Reliable In A Bind, But Has Trouble Seeing The Big Picture".
Title: Re: It's time to reveal...
Post by: Tom on June 12, 2009, 07:49:04 PM: I knew it!

And I bet you're responsible for all of those crop circles that keep 'cropping' ( ;D) up.

And I bet you have something to do with those strange bright-orange UFOs that are being seen all over the country. I've seen two of them, by the way...
Title: Re: It's time to reveal...
Post by: Roger Kettle on June 12, 2009, 07:57:29 PM: When? Where?
Title: Re: It's time to reveal...
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 12, 2009, 08:42:53 PM: Quote from: Tom on June 12, 2009, 07:49:04 PM
I knew it!

And I bet you're responsible for all of those crop circles that keep 'cropping' ( ;D) up.

And I bet you have something to do with those strange bright-orange UFOs that are being seen all over the country. I've seen two of them, by the way...

Was that at the national frisbee championships?
Title: Re: It's time to reveal...
Post by: Tom on June 12, 2009, 08:57:33 PM: Quote from: The Peepmaster on June 12, 2009, 08:42:53 PM
Was that at the national frisbee championships?
Have I missed them again?

Here's a photo I've obtained from the Telegraph's website, taken a couple of weeks ago, that shows one of Malc's objects.
(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w267/aquatom_2007/merseysideUFO_1410966c.jpg)
They don't look quite as 'blobby' in real life, and are very bright...
Title: Re: It's time to reveal...
Post by: Diane CBPFC on June 13, 2009, 03:20:45 AM: Does this mean they have come to take him back home?
Title: Re: It's time to reveal...
Post by: The Peepmaster on June 13, 2009, 07:27:10 AM: Quote from: Diane CBPFC on June 13, 2009, 03:20:45 AM
Does this mean they have come to take him back home?

What, like taxis?
Title: Re: It's time to reveal...
Post by: Malc on June 14, 2009, 04:45:53 PM: Us aliens are quite well adjusted individuals, we immediately detect sarcasm and don't rise to the bait, preferring to wait until you are asleep before probing you.
Title: Re: It's time to reveal...
Post by: peter on June 14, 2009, 10:57:48 PM: you should be able to find out whether I am Mince or Peter
Title: Re: It's time to reveal...
Post by: peter on June 14, 2009, 10:59:08 PM: Or neither or either.
Title: Re: It's time to reveal...
Post by: Malc on June 16, 2009, 01:28:44 PM: We have a unique alien way of finding out stuff like that. Normally, we would offer a little flattery to lull the suspect into a false sense of security, but I can see you're too clever to fall for that.