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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on July 15, 2009, 04:49:40 PM
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Does anyone have any ideas for a plot?
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Or a pencil?
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Does anyone have any ideas for a plot?
Are we talking about your funeral here?
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The Death of Mince
Has a certain ring to it.
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It would be like a murder mystery with a twist. Instead of trying to prove who did it ? everyone would be taking credit for the murder so the detective would have to figure out who didn?t.
I think it would make a smashing story!
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Diane, you're priceless!
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Title: I'm Spartacus!
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I'll write the foreword.
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I think Calypso should start it off!
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Looking slightly ahead, the movie would be a box office hit. Do they still make blockbusters with all star casts nowadays?
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Looking slightly ahead, the movie would be a box office hit. Do they still make blockbusters with all star casts nowadays?
They'll get Brad Pitt to play my part.
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I'd have to play myself.
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Looking slightly ahead, the movie would be a box office hit. Do they still make blockbusters with all star casts nowadays?
They'll get Brad Pitt to play my part.
In your dreams!
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Looking slightly ahead, the movie would be a box office hit. Do they still make blockbusters with all star casts nowadays?
They'll get Brad Pitt to play my part.
In your dreams!
Yes, I know he's expensive, but who else can do it?
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William Pitt...the elder.
Or Ingrid.
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Or a limpet.
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What...like a clam bake?
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They call the boats out here in the Philippines "bancas". For some reason my brain keeps trying to devise a limerick regarding Mince when I think of one.
When Mince tried sailing a banca,
He damned-near almost sank her
A watching local
Being vocal
Exclaimed "Just look at that pilchard!"
Perhaps we could do a book of limericks?
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An illustrated book!
Incidentally, that last limerick didn't scan. It would have been better if you'd written:
A curious local,
blind drunk and vocal.
For goodness sake, it's not rocket science.
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I think Calypso should start it off!
So are you saying that I should start off the murder or writing the book?
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Incidentally, that last limerick didn't scan. It would have been better if you'd written:
A curious local,
blind drunk and vocal.
And the last line would have read better as:
Cried "Look at that absolute pilchard!"
Not rocket science indeed.
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I think Calypso should start it off!
So are you saying that I should start off the murder or writing the book?
Whatever floats your boat, Feather!
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...or buoys your banca.
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...or buoys your banca.
;D ;D ;D
Fabulous expression, Diane - must remember that.
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What about Arm Pitt?
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Can we please take this book seriously?
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Can we please take this book seriously?
Right then. We need:
A publisher
A promoter
Someone to go on 'Loose Women'
I suppose the book itself would be a start.
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Can we please take this book seriously?
WHAT book? I thought you'd gone staight to film!
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Going back to the film, temporarily, who would sing the theme tune?
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Peepmaster will obviously want to but we need to avoid an 18 certificate.
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I think Calypso should start it off!
So are you saying that I should start off the murder or writing the book?
Whatever floats your boat, Feather!
I can do both, Vulture. Either way, I win.
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No, we all would win.
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But then you would have to do a prequel about me.