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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on April 24, 2007, 11:04:36 PM

Title: Does Roger exist?
Post by: Mince on April 24, 2007, 11:04:36 PM: To be honest, when I started this board, Roger told me that he had had enough of posting on message boards and asked me to masquerade as him so as not to "let anyone down". All the posts made by him on this board are in fact mine. (I am sure you have noticed how much wittier he has been recently.)

The problem is that the Peepmaster made the same request, and so all the conversations between Roger and him have merely been me talking to myself.

To make matters worse, owing to low membership, I have also had to create the personas of everyone else on this board - Tom, Malc, Tarquin, Dianne and so on. I am sorry if this revelation upsets anyone.

Come to think of it, it wouldn't, seeing as I'm the only person on this board and I'm just talking to myself.

So, I think I'll stop now.

I'll try to get out more.
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 24, 2007, 11:30:50 PM: Yes, I'll definitely stop. Fresh air calling.
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 24, 2007, 11:33:22 PM: No, wait. Perhaps another cup of tea and a post or two...
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: Mince on April 24, 2007, 11:39:58 PM: May I apologise for the previous two unimaginative (and rather childish) posts, but I could not think of anything else to say.
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 24, 2007, 11:54:20 PM: And I'm a smelly girl.
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: Mince on April 25, 2007, 12:07:12 AM: Actually, I have to confess that I, Tarquin, am the only REAL member on this board, and that I made up this "Mince" account to throw everyone off the track. Having said that, since I, Tarquin, am alone on this board (and in real life, because I am such a loser), I guess I am talking to myself again.

By the way, when I said "I'm a smelly girl", I meant it. It's really true. And I wet myself all the time.

Tarquin

(I'll probably make a post immediately after this one in my "Tarquin Thunderthighs" account denying all this.)
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 25, 2007, 12:25:05 AM: Mince is a smelly wet girl too.
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: Mince on April 25, 2007, 12:31:10 AM: Okay, I'm lost now. Which one of us is me?
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: Colin on April 25, 2007, 08:37:13 AM: I think I,m still me.
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: Roger Kettle on April 25, 2007, 09:09:40 AM: Little did I know what I was doing when I asked why Mince had been so quiet.
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 25, 2007, 11:23:47 AM: Quote from: Roger Kettle on April 25, 2007, 09:09:40 AM
Little did I know what I was doing when I asked why Mince had been so quiet.

I agree with myself, Mince. It would be interesting to hear what Roger Kettle thinks about this.
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: Mince on April 25, 2007, 12:48:03 PM: Hah! You fools! You all believed me! Everyone on this board is in fact me, Roger Kettle. And you all fell for it! How gullible are you all?

Roger
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 25, 2007, 01:17:23 PM: Quote from: Mince on April 25, 2007, 12:48:03 PM
Hah! You fools! You all believed me! Everyone on this board is in fact me, Roger Kettle. And you all fell for it! How gullible are you all?

Roger

You obviously haven't realised Roger's a grade one technophobe!
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: Mince on April 25, 2007, 01:18:36 PM: And you believed that as well?

Roger

(Am I still talking to myself?)
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 25, 2007, 01:34:16 PM: I'm Roger?

WOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOO! I'M RICH!!!YESSSSS!!!!
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: Mince on April 25, 2007, 01:36:20 PM: I can't quite seem to get the persona of Peepmaster to work properly. I meant him to come across as witty and dashing, but most of the time he just seems daft.

Roger
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: Malc on April 25, 2007, 01:49:48 PM: Yet you still insist you can't get the persona of Peepmaster to work properly?..
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: Diane CBPFC on April 25, 2007, 02:23:24 PM: Do I like Jello?
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 25, 2007, 02:39:01 PM: This is getting very, very silly. I need to introduce some sanity.

Meet my friend, Claude...

Claude's waving, everyone.
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 25, 2007, 06:30:54 PM: Hmmmm! - She's quite a pretty little thing, isn't she!
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: Malc on April 25, 2007, 08:52:50 PM: Hello Claude.

I'm waving, is he/she still waving?
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: Mince on April 25, 2007, 09:01:34 PM: Why are you all deliberately trying to make me talk to myself?
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: Roger Kettle on April 25, 2007, 09:18:05 PM: You're all mad. Or I'm mad. Or someone claiming to be me is mad. STOP!!!!!
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: Tom on April 25, 2007, 09:28:08 PM: Now I've had an urge to say something not very important.
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: Colin on April 26, 2007, 01:16:30 AM: Hello Claude

(http://www.nonstick.com/wpics/hc_claud.jpg)
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on April 26, 2007, 01:35:53 AM: Colin, how on Earth did you get that picture of Claude's Aunt Murgatroid?

Claude's stopped waving now, everyone.

He's taking off his shoes.
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: Malc on April 26, 2007, 05:20:04 AM: Oh dear. That means he's staying for tea.
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: The Peepmaster on April 26, 2007, 06:53:10 AM: I'm flying to Gatwick shortly, but as I'm not me, I won't be.
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: Mince on February 09, 2012, 11:44:28 AM: It's amazing how Roger has kept this up for five years. You'd think he'd get bored talking to himself.
Title: Re: Does Roger exist?
Post by: Malc on February 10, 2012, 05:58:01 AM: It's weird to click on a post you haven't seen before to find that you've actually posted in it three times.