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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Roger Kettle on November 11, 2009, 09:03:45 PM
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I have decided to stop apologising for my failings. I have never driven a car, don't own a mobile phone, have no idea how to post photos on this site and can't work the DVD system on my T.V. I know nothing about plumbing, electricity, gardening or hanging wallpaper. I couldn't knock up a set of shelves if you offered me a million quid. I lived happily with my kids asking where Mummy kept her tool kit.
The apologising has ended.
I'm Roger. I'm useless. And I'm proud.
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Roger, I salute you. You admit your failings; you leave work for the correct person to do - a woman - and you obviously don't get in her way when she's on 'the job'. I do trust, however, that you ply her with cups of tea while she's working, and a large scotch when she's finished! ;)
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Thanks, Vulch. Yes, I happily make a cup of tea for my wife when she's doing some oddjobs around the house. Although it's a bugger trying to pass it up to her when she's repairing slates on the roof.
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Someone's obviously shown you how to switch on the kettle, Roger. (No pun intended.) That's an achievement.
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Roger you have cause to be proud, you are not just everyday useless but have excelled at it.
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Roger you have cause to be proud, you are not just everyday useless but have excelled at it.
Yes, to quote Terry Wogan, you're 'king useless! ..0
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Roger, please refer to my post on the other thread regarding your great soup.
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You are bloody good at being useless though, Roger! 9/10 for that!
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I'd hate to meet a ten.