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Title: Posts (not bloody goal posts - in fact, nothing to do with football)
Post by: Mince on May 06, 2007, 10:52:14 AM
Notice how Tarquin is making a bid for "Top Poster".

Mince: 485 posts

Tarquin Thunderthighs lll: 326 posts

Roger Kettle: 292 posts

The Peepmaster: 269 posts

Malc: 158 posts

Colin: 132 posts

Diane CBPFC: 130 posts

Tom: 96 posts
Title: Re: Posts
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 06, 2007, 11:43:50 AM
I hadn't noticed...
Title: Re: Posts
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 06, 2007, 11:44:16 AM
...but...
Title: Re: Posts
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 06, 2007, 11:44:32 AM
...now...
Title: Re: Posts
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 06, 2007, 11:44:49 AM
...you...
Title: Re: Posts
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 06, 2007, 11:45:03 AM
...mention...
Title: Re: Posts
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 06, 2007, 11:45:23 AM
...it.............
Title: Re: Posts
Post by: Mince on May 06, 2007, 11:54:32 AM
I get six emails notifying me of replies to this topic. I think: Wow! People have gone mad posting in this topic. Nope! One mad person has posted in this topic.
Title: Re: Posts
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 06, 2007, 12:13:33 PM
I get six emails notifying me of replies to this topic. I think: Wow! People have gone mad posting in this topic. Nope! One mad person has posted in this topic.

There are at least two extremely good incentives in your reply for me to step up the campaign, Mincey, but I have five pages of Wallace & Gromit to ink in today...
Title: Re: Posts
Post by: Mince on May 06, 2007, 01:04:12 PM
I wish I could spend my life just colouring in.
Title: Re: Posts
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 06, 2007, 01:11:27 PM
Oh, I have A Woman to do that for me.
Title: Re: Posts
Post by: Mince on May 06, 2007, 01:13:33 PM
Why? Is it too difficult for you?
Title: Re: Posts
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 06, 2007, 01:15:55 PM
Because I can.
Title: Re: Posts
Post by: Mince on May 06, 2007, 01:18:24 PM
Oh! The power you wield!
Title: Re: Posts
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 06, 2007, 01:35:01 PM
Oh, it's all at a cost, believe me!
Title: Re: Posts
Post by: Tom on May 06, 2007, 01:37:26 PM
I'm just shy at posting. Even with this one I'm still in double figures...  :-[
Title: Re: Posts
Post by: The Peepmaster on May 06, 2007, 03:50:42 PM
Talking of posts - there are 4 posts on the pitch in a football match. That's something I'm sure Mince will find interesting.
Title: Re: Posts
Post by: Malc on May 07, 2007, 12:03:50 PM
Depends on what you call posts. There are also two posts behind each goal to lift the net up so Ranger's keeper can get the ball out, and the four corner flags are posts.
Title: Re: Posts
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 07, 2007, 12:30:29 PM
Not forgetting the guys in the padded coats on the touchline who have just been appointed to the posts of manager.
Title: Re: Posts (not bloody goal posts - in fact, nothing to do with football)
Post by: Colin on May 07, 2007, 08:35:02 PM
Lamp Posts?
Title: Re: Posts
Post by: The Peepmaster on May 07, 2007, 08:56:56 PM
Depends on what you call posts. There are also two posts behind each goal to lift the net up so Ranger's keeper can get the ball out, and the four corner flags are posts.

What are stanchions then? You get those at football matches don't you?
Title: Re: Posts (not bloody goal posts - in fact, nothing to do with football)
Post by: Malc on May 07, 2007, 11:56:34 PM
They're stanchions.

Stanchions hold up posts. Posts hold up other stuff.