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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: The Peepmaster on January 16, 2010, 12:38:58 AM
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Beau Peep - Foreign Legion
Horace - Wild West
Just wondering what would be a good theme for Roger's next strip.
I have some ideas, one of which I shared with Tarquin once, but they include Parliament, and a Boarding School. Basically, I think it has to be some kind of contained institution.
Parliament would be good...
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a bucket of thumb tacks; sand fleas; digging a new toilet and a box of chocolate cherries
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Beau Peep - Foreign Legion
Horace - Wild West
Just wondering what would be a good them for Roger's next strip.
I have some ideas, one of which I shared with Tarquin once, but they include Parliament, and a Boarding School. Basically, I think it has to be some kind of contained institution.
Parliament would be good...
Couldn't resist. ;)
A frightening location.
Ooooh (shivers) Our new friends always end up in one.
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Erm, how about the 'Foreign West', or the 'Wild Legion'... ?
Everything happens nowadays, so why not?
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I spotted the missing "e" and changed it before I saw your post, Tom.
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Sorry, Peeps... I was either sleepwalking (sleeptyping?) or possessed by an evil entity last night.
I'm awake and fine now.
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That's what you say!
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I think there should be a strip about a karaoke-singing Englishman who lives on a Scottish island...BUTE POP?
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...except comedy has to be grounded in some kind of truth, however oblique.
No-one would buy the concept of an Englishman who leaves his comfortable existence in the midlands, relocating to a Scottish island he knows nothing about, and there meeting a dusky Filipina beauty who steals his heart.
I mean, the whole thing's ludicrous.
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Especially if he starts a business selling holidays on the other side of the world, and has a name like Nigel...
No - it's too, too, surreal.
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Hey - what's with the two "Minces"?
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I just wanted to see if you still remembered him!
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Maybe a cartoon based on life in a Superstore?
Anyone else like to see Roger do a strip in a supermarket like Tescos?
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Maybe a cartoon based on life in a Superstore?
Anyone else like to see Roger do a strip in a supermarket like Tescos?
Yes!!
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I have no desire to see Roger do a strip anywhere.
Besides which, I'm sure the folk at Tescos would escort him from the premises before he even got his shoes off.
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I have no desire to see Roger do a strip anywhere.
Besides which, I'm sure the folk at Tescos would escort him from the premises before he even got his shoes off.
They also would if he did this:
This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford :
Dear Mrs. M*****,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in B*** is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.. and watched what happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.
10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.
12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'
13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'
And; last, but not least:
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'
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I have no desire to see Roger do a strip anywhere.
Besides which, I'm sure the folk at Tescos would escort him from the premises before he even got his shoes off.
Well, he was down to his underpants the first time.
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How about a strip about a Council Health and Safety person. he could be all serious in implementing H&S in the most imaginative ways to ensure we don't hurt ourselves. 'Warning - this coffee may be hot' . Squirrel pie - warning - mat contain nuts.
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*takes baseball bat from behind filing cabinet* Peeps, can I have a word with you outside?
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*takes baseball bat from behind filing cabinet* Peeps, can I have a word with you outside?
*takes snooker-cue from behind giant aspidistra* Can't we settle this the way we did last time?