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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: The Peepmaster on January 27, 2010, 09:46:57 AM

Title: Vagaries of Mince...
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 27, 2010, 09:46:57 AM
Sometimes he does, and sometimes he doesn't.
Title: Re: Vagaries of Mince...
Post by: Bilthehut on January 27, 2010, 12:53:39 PM
opening myself to ... (but being new to this - is my excuse)

what !  sorry, Pardon?
Title: Re: Vagaries of Mince...
Post by: Vulture on January 27, 2010, 08:47:54 PM
Sometimes he does, and sometimes he doesn't.

Are vagaries painful?
Title: Re: Vagaries of Mince...
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 28, 2010, 12:57:58 AM
If infected.

I'm wondering if we should have a party for Mince - a search party. He's disappeared, and doesn't illuminate this board so much.
Title: Re: Vagaries of Mince...
Post by: Diane CBPFC on January 28, 2010, 04:39:11 AM
He's probably busy marking exams or maybe he has a bird.
Title: Re: Vagaries of Mince...
Post by: Malc on January 28, 2010, 08:15:14 AM
He was seen buying a ring last week. Maybe that was for his bird's leg.
Title: Re: Vagaries of Mince...
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 28, 2010, 09:15:51 AM
Maybe he's a pigeon fancier.
Title: Re: Vagaries of Mince...
Post by: Malc on January 28, 2010, 09:42:54 PM
Here's a joke that only Scots will get:


Mary: I don't know how ye could fancy me, Ah'm pigeon chested.

Sandy: That how ah love ye like a doo
Title: Re: Vagaries of Mince...
Post by: Vulture on January 28, 2010, 10:03:16 PM
Here's a joke that only Scots will get:


Mary: I don't know how ye could fancy me, Ah'm pigeon chested.

Sandy: That how ah love ye like a doo

No, I'm not a Scot but I got it!  :D :D
Title: Re: Vagaries of Mince...
Post by: Tom on January 28, 2010, 10:05:42 PM
 ???
Title: Re: Vagaries of Mince...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on January 28, 2010, 10:52:03 PM
Customer to baker: "Is that a doughnut or a meringue?"
Baker:  "No, you're right - it's a doughnut."
Title: Re: Vagaries of Mince...
Post by: Vulture on January 29, 2010, 05:35:06 AM
Customer to baker: "Is that a doughnut or a meringue?"
Baker:  "No, you're right - it's a doughnut."

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Title: Re: Vagaries of Mince...
Post by: Malc on January 29, 2010, 10:42:52 AM
Tom, in the Scots (esp. Glasgow) patois, 'doo' is another name for a pigeon. It's a corruption of the word 'dove'
Title: Re: Vagaries of Mince...
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on January 29, 2010, 12:03:04 PM
"Esp. Glesca", ma erse, Malky - doos ur doos a' ower Scotland.
Title: Re: Vagaries of Mince...
Post by: The Peepmaster on January 29, 2010, 01:16:36 PM
Now we (you) are talking Mince!
Title: Re: Vagaries of Mince...
Post by: Tom on January 29, 2010, 08:32:20 PM
 :) Ah, thanks Malc. I get it now.

Oddly, I understood Tarks' post slightly more...  :-\