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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Roger Kettle on January 17, 2011, 08:32:53 PM

Title: Self discovery.
Post by: Roger Kettle on January 17, 2011, 08:32:53 PM

When I walk along a pavement, and two policemen are walking towards me, my gait changes to a contrived stroll and I look around, whistling and waving at imaginary friends across the street. Sometimes I have to stop myself shouting "I was at home all night, watching television!" I have no idea why I feel like this. I've mentioned before that I behave in similar fashion when I approach airport scanners. My attempt to appear casual is so extreme that I've been known to slump to the ground just as I approach the silver doorway and the security people have to help me to my feet. My irrational guilt complex appears to be so severe that, in court, I'm sure I would confess to any charge that was put forward. And that's when I'm on the jury.

Title: Re: Self discovery.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on January 17, 2011, 08:53:19 PM

I would hate to see what happens when you saw three policemen walking towards you. You'd probably pee yer pants.

Title: Re: Self discovery.
Post by: Roger Kettle on January 17, 2011, 09:05:16 PM

No need to be common, Diane. It's "pee YOUR pants".

Title: Re: Self discovery.
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on January 17, 2011, 09:19:12 PM

No, no, Roger - definitely your pants.

Title: Re: Self discovery.
Post by: Malc on January 18, 2011, 10:40:55 AM

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I would hate to see what happens when you saw three policemen walking towards you

I'd say "Ullo, ullo, ullo.."

Title: Re: Self discovery.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on January 18, 2011, 05:56:48 PM

 ;D