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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on March 02, 2011, 11:49:42 AM

Title: Narked
Post by: Mince on March 02, 2011, 11:49:42 AM
That's two people who have asked for membership and then not posted. I wonder why they write such elaborate CVs only to not participate. Maybe I need a better "Welcome Speech", which at the moment is as follows:

Welcome to the Beau Peep forums, you waste-of-space wannabe camel poo. Please feel free to post on Beau Peep using your new account, and rest assured that we'll ignore everything you say if it's as unfunny and unimaginative as your email to request membership. Buy a Beau Peep mug and try not to bother us too much.

Love and kisses from everyone at Beau Peep who cares about you (which I guarantee amounts to less than one of us).


Do you think it might need revamping slightly?
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 02, 2011, 12:04:22 PM
Shouldn't it be fora? No, no, you're right, "forums" it is.
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: Bilthehut on March 02, 2011, 01:37:10 PM
Maybe they are too scared to participate. Well, stuff them then!
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 02, 2011, 02:10:03 PM
Well, stuff them then!

I say - that's a bit harsh.
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: Diane CBPFC on March 02, 2011, 03:19:53 PM
Maybe we could bribe first time posters with a monthly draw for Jelly Babies? I hear Malc has lots.
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 02, 2011, 05:56:36 PM
I'm just wondering what charm-school Mince went to. Anyway, he's also spelt naked incorrectly in the thread title.
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: Fyodor on March 02, 2011, 06:57:53 PM
Bollock.
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: Vulture on March 02, 2011, 08:58:55 PM
I'm just wondering what charm-school Mince went to. Anyway, he's also spelt naked incorrectly in the thread title.

I think Mince was expelled from the first six charm academies he went to. Now he's on the waiting list for Hogworts!
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: Malc on March 04, 2011, 03:35:15 AM
You don't get the real Jelly Babies here, so I use things called Jelly Snakes.

Having said that, the British items are becoming features in supermarkets, they are slowly going to displace the specialist British shops which can only buy in small amounts, therefore their prices are high.

I confidently predict that whole sections will be given over to UK goods, I suggest "British Aisles" as the title.
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: Diamond Lil on March 04, 2011, 07:28:07 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: Bilthehut on March 04, 2011, 11:26:19 AM
I prefer Haribo jellies
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: Vulture on March 04, 2011, 11:47:27 AM
I prefer Haribo jellies


The cola ones?
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: Bilthehut on March 04, 2011, 12:21:48 PM
+ gold bears, friendship rings, etc
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 04, 2011, 01:25:06 PM
friendship rings

Retinal examinations...
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: Vulture on March 04, 2011, 02:31:49 PM
friendship rings

Surely that's:
Rectinal examinations...
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: Bilthehut on March 04, 2011, 02:33:16 PM
Now that's just getting gross.  It this what everyone has been talking about?
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: Mince on March 04, 2011, 04:54:18 PM
If Bog doesn't post, I'm not registering anyone else.
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: Bilthehut on March 04, 2011, 05:32:18 PM
These are genuine humans you are registering, aren't they?
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: Bilthehut on March 04, 2011, 05:36:29 PM
That's two people who have asked for membership and then not posted. I wonder why they write such elaborate CVs only to not participate. Maybe I need a better "Welcome Speech", which at the moment is as follows:

Welcome to the Beau Peep forums, you waste-of-space wannabe camel poo. Please feel free to post on Beau Peep using your new account, and rest assured that we'll ignore everything you say if it's as unfunny and unimaginative as your email to request membership. Buy a Beau Peep mug and try not to bother us too much.

Love and kisses from everyone at Beau Peep who cares about you (which I guarantee amounts to less than one of us).


Do you think it might need revamping slightly?

Go on, put it on the registration page then.
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: Jerry Attrick on March 06, 2011, 07:39:29 PM
I am one of the 'naughty ones' but I blame a recent dodgy email (not from Mince!) which gave my laptop a rather nasty virus knocking it for 6, a bit like Mad Pierre! After a week in intensive care, plus a rather steep repair bill, it now appears to be back to full health.

OK, where's my jelly-babies then...
 
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: Diane CBPFC on March 06, 2011, 07:57:57 PM
Welcome Jerry, you may have all the Jelly Babies that you can take from Malc. He's a big lad.
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: Jerry Attrick on March 06, 2011, 08:47:59 PM
Magic, I love Jelly Babies!
However, I'm off on holiday from tomorrow for a week (guess which country, and city),  from the following hints:-'I was just pissing by', 'Ooh la la'. Or if these are too subtle:- 'Get an Eiffel of that Tower'!), so can Malc save them until I get back? I don't want them to get past their used by date.

Also a plea to the Peepmaster, can we have The Nomad as an option for an Avater - he seems to share my philosophy on life...

Title: Re: Narked
Post by: Bilthehut on March 06, 2011, 11:02:22 PM
Jerry,

Welcome to the Forum.  I no longer feel like the newby around here.

p.s.  They do have the internet in Gay Paree.
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 07, 2011, 12:37:05 AM
Magic, I love Jelly Babies!
However, I'm off on holiday from tomorrow for a week (guess which country, and city),  from the following hints:-'I was just pissing by', 'Ooh la la'. Or if these are too subtle:- 'Get an Eiffel of that Tower'!), so can Malc save them until I get back? I don't want them to get past their used by date.

The Faroe Islands?
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 07, 2011, 09:24:37 AM
Magic, I love Jelly Babies!
However, I'm off on holiday from tomorrow for a week (guess which country, and city),  from the following hints:-'I was just pissing by', 'Ooh la la'. Or if these are too subtle:- 'Get an Eiffel of that Tower'!), so can Malc save them until I get back? I don't want them to get past their used by date.

Welcome to the forum, Jerry. Toss aside that bad joke book, pull up a stool, and make yourself at home.

Shoot - where'd he go?  ???
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 07, 2011, 09:58:05 AM
Shoot - where'd he go?  ???

You have to work it out from the clues...
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 07, 2011, 10:41:59 AM
The Faroe Islands?
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: The Peepmaster on March 07, 2011, 01:00:18 PM
The Faroe Islands?

Didn't they beat Scotland?... (http://www.smileyshut.com/free-scared-smileys-366[1].gif)
Title: Re: Narked
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 07, 2011, 01:13:47 PM
We're only a small nation, Peepsie, with only 13 professional footballers, one with a prosthetic leg. And it was a draw.  :\