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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Roger Kettle on September 28, 2011, 08:34:58 PM

Title: How to make a fortune.
Post by: Roger Kettle on September 28, 2011, 08:34:58 PM
Invent a wine box that takes less than twenty minutes to open and doesn't spray wine all over the table, the walls and the cat when you finally get the stupid nozzle out.
Title: Re: How to make a fortune.
Post by: Bilthehut on September 28, 2011, 09:31:23 PM
Sell crappy wine boxes that break as soon as you try and open them.  Fill them with rubbish or 'off'wine at little cost.  As the box is cheaply made and the 'wine' rubbish, the outlay is low, then charge the standard rate.  Even if people only buy one box you've still made a profit.
Title: Re: How to make a fortune.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on September 28, 2011, 09:59:55 PM
I am surprised by this story. I am surprised that your cat still hangs around you after the vacuum cleaning incident.
Title: Re: How to make a fortune.
Post by: Vulture on September 29, 2011, 06:20:14 AM
I am surprised by this story. I am surprised that your cat still hangs around you after the vacuum cleaning incident.


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Title: Re: How to make a fortune.
Post by: Malc on October 11, 2011, 02:08:06 PM
The cat was gagging for it.