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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on December 18, 2011, 01:46:03 PM

Title: Make Christmas Better
Post by: Mince on December 18, 2011, 01:46:03 PM: Suggest ideas on how to make Christmas better. Each idea must involve either getting rid of one thing and replacing it with another, or swapping two things around.

I would have the children of the world pulling sleighs to deliver presents to reindeer who have been good all year round.

I would also replace Christmas trees with mounds of recyclable stuff from the year, all decorated with tinsel.

And Carol Singing would involve knocking on doors and asking the occupants to sing a Christmas song, so it becomes as annoying as Halloween.
Title: Re: Make Christmas Better
Post by: Roger Kettle on December 18, 2011, 06:10:22 PM: Do you mean like inviting some turkeys round to eat my in-laws?
Title: Re: Make Christmas Better
Post by: Mince on December 18, 2011, 07:37:16 PM: Quote from: Roger Kettle on December 18, 2011, 06:10:22 PM
Do you mean like inviting some turkeys round to eat my in-laws?

Would Peepmaster and Tarquin actually want to turn to cannibalism?
Title: Re: Make Christmas Better
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 19, 2011, 12:59:29 AM: Maybe get rid of a post by a 24 carat gold twat, and replace it with a sensible one? Just an idea. No offense.
Title: Re: Make Christmas Better
Post by: Diane CBPFC on December 19, 2011, 06:35:06 AM: I think Christmas would be a whole lot better if they stopped putting those coloured pieces of turnips (to fool us into thinking they are fruit) into Christmas cakes.
Title: Re: Make Christmas Better
Post by: Mince on December 19, 2011, 11:33:40 AM: Quote from: The Peepmaster on December 19, 2011, 12:59:29 AM
Maybe get rid of a post by a 24 carat gold twat, and replace it with a sensible one? Just an idea. No offense.

You want me to delete your post?
Title: Re: Make Christmas Better
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 19, 2011, 11:39:53 AM: Quote from: Mince on December 19, 2011, 11:33:40 AM
Quote from: The Peepmaster on December 19, 2011, 12:59:29 AM
Maybe get rid of a post by a 24 carat gold twat, and replace it with a sensible one? Just an idea. No offense.

You want me to delete your post?

Very good!
Title: Re: Make Christmas Better
Post by: Diane CBPFC on December 19, 2011, 06:32:22 PM: But let's say your guests are vegan and into black metal - then what's a person supposed to serve for Christmas?
http://youtu.be/2HuU_m0hi1w (http://youtu.be/2HuU_m0hi1w)
Title: Re: Make Christmas Better
Post by: Roger Kettle on December 19, 2011, 08:30:23 PM: Good Grief, Nigella's looking a bit rough these days.
Title: Re: Make Christmas Better
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 19, 2011, 08:59:01 PM: Diane thought the thread was titled, "Make Christmas Butter"...
Title: Re: Make Christmas Better
Post by: Diane CBPFC on December 19, 2011, 10:14:29 PM: I liked the question from the guy who asked where one could buy a dishwasher-safe satanic mixing bowl. :)
Title: Re: Make Christmas Better
Post by: The Peepmaster on December 20, 2011, 01:30:34 AM: Quote from: Diane CBPFC on December 19, 2011, 10:14:29 PM
I liked the question from the guy who asked where one could buy a dishwasher-safe satanic mixing bowl. :)

That's the last time I ask YOU anything in confidence!
Title: Re: Make Christmas Better
Post by: Diane CBPFC on December 20, 2011, 04:39:38 AM: Quote from: The Peepmaster on December 20, 2011, 01:30:34 AM
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on December 19, 2011, 10:14:29 PM
I liked the question from the guy who asked where one could buy a dishwasher-safe satanic mixing bowl. :)

That's the last time I ask YOU anything in confidence!

Sorry, I didn't know it was meant to be for a surprise gift.
Title: Re: Make Christmas Better
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 20, 2011, 09:37:43 AM: Quote from: Roger Kettle on December 19, 2011, 08:30:23 PM
Good Grief, Nigella's looking a bit rough these days.

;D

Indeed! Nigella meets Gene Simmons, meets Rorschach.