Beau Peep Notice Board
Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on November 25, 2012, 04:23:46 PM
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Diane is the Notice Board's number 1 member. That's why she can't see this forum. :)
The first person to find out four things about Diane from the following list wins. Anything discovered by a person using a direct question is disqualified.
1. Diane's favourite hairstyle.
2. The animal Diane would date if humans were not available.
3. The stupidest thing Diane has done while walking.
4. The biggest number Diane knows.
5. The longest word Diane knows.
6. How many times Diane is likely to get suspicious before someone wins.
7. The weirdest thing Diane has seen.
8. The most unladylike thing Diane has done with a piece of cutlery.
9. How many Beau Peep books Diane has.
10. Whether Diane would date anyone from the strip cartoon of Beau Peep.
11. Who Diane would like a phone call from.
12. The time and place when Diane had the worst hair style.
13. Whom Diane despises the most on the Beau Peep forums.
14. Whether Diane's skirts are shorter than those of Peepmaster.
15. The most animals Diane has had in her house at one time.
16. Whether Diane likes any drink more than ginger ale.
17. How many mooses Diane has named.
18. How many speeches Diane has made.
19. Whether Diane has read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
20. What Diane's favourite-shaped cloud is.
The prize for this competition is something amazingly spectacular and immense from the pound shop. *
* assuming I can be bothered to go there
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(http://lh4.ggpht.com/-H-VthcWhbGg/T67b4TQIx0I/AAAAAAAAEPs/_obJ5RZwj94/legal%252520blogs%252520tumbleweed%25255B4%25255D.jpg)
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Is lying to win the competition acceptable?
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The first person to find out four things about Diane from the following list wins. Anything discovered by a person using a direct question is disqualified.
1. Diane's favourite hairstyle.
2. The animal Diane would date if humans were not available.
3. The stupidest thing Diane has done while walking.
4. The biggest number Diane knows.
5. The longest word Diane knows.
6. How many times Diane is likely to get suspicious before someone wins.
7. The weirdest thing Diane has seen.
8. The most unladylike thing Diane has done with a piece of cutlery.
9. How many Beau Peep books Diane has.
10. Whether Diane would date anyone from the strip cartoon of Beau Peep.
11. Who Diane would like a phone call from.
12. The time and place when Diane had the worst hair style.
13. Whom Diane despises the most on the Beau Peep forums.
14. Whether Diane's skirts are shorter than those of Peepmaster.
15. The most animals Diane has had in her house at one time.
16. Whether Diane likes any drink more than ginger ale.
17. How many mooses Diane has named.
18. How many speeches Diane has made.
19. Whether Diane has read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
20. What Diane's favourite-shaped cloud is.
Mission accepted with all the subtlety I could muster.
http://cameldung.co.uk/index.php?topic=2290.msg35251#msg35251 (http://cameldung.co.uk/index.php?topic=2290.msg35251#msg35251)
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The first person to find out four things about Diane from the following list wins. Anything discovered by a person using a direct question is disqualified.
1. Diane's favourite hairstyle.
2. The animal Diane would date if humans were not available.
3. The stupidest thing Diane has done while walking.
4. The biggest number Diane knows.
5. The longest word Diane knows.
6. How many times Diane is likely to get suspicious before someone wins.
7. The weirdest thing Diane has seen.
8. The most unladylike thing Diane has done with a piece of cutlery.
9. How many Beau Peep books Diane has.
10. Whether Diane would date anyone from the strip cartoon of Beau Peep.
11. Who Diane would like a phone call from.
12. The time and place when Diane had the worst hair style.
13. Whom Diane despises the most on the Beau Peep forums.
14. Whether Diane's skirts are shorter than those of Peepmaster.
15. The most animals Diane has had in her house at one time.
16. Whether Diane likes any drink more than ginger ale.
17. How many mooses Diane has named.
18. How many speeches Diane has made.
19. Whether Diane has read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
20. What Diane's favourite-shaped cloud is.
Mission accepted with all the subtlety I could muster.
http://cameldung.co.uk/index.php?topic=2290.msg35251#msg35251 (http://cameldung.co.uk/index.php?topic=2290.msg35251#msg35251)
Likewise.
We are true masters of the sneaky. ;D
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I will start a new topic listing what everyone has claimed.
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Peepmaster has gone for the carpet bombing. Does this site not know the word subtle?
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You fish for mackerel with a string of feathers and you can hook up to 6 at once!
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When his is over, I'm telling Diane you called her mackerel.
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When his is over, I'm telling Diane you called her mackerel.
When 'his' what is over?
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When his is over, I'm telling Diane you called her mackerel.
When 'his' what is over?
Let me try again, filling in the "understood" words.
When his [fishing] is over, I'm telling Diane you called her mackerel [on the phone].
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9. How many Beau Peep books Diane has.
I would like to use this post (http://cameldung.co.uk/index.php?topic=1143.msg18229;topicseen#msg18229) followed by this post (http://cameldung.co.uk/index.php?topic=2116.msg33702#msg33702) to demonstrate that Diane has all of the Beau Peep books.
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9. How many Beau Peep books Diane has.
I would like to use this post (http://cameldung.co.uk/index.php?topic=1143.msg18229;topicseen#msg18229) followed by this post (http://cameldung.co.uk/index.php?topic=2116.msg33702#msg33702) to demonstrate that Diane has all of the Beau Peep books.
I humbly ask that post-surfing (as I shall henceforth call this unseemly act of desperation) be limited to posts less than one month old as it could seriously affect my already miniscule chances of winning.
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All points must be said by Diane after the competition started.
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Ha ha!
I've now got answers/comments to most of those questions.
Parrots, Brad Pitt, and Orange Crush being the three most direct.
Also, she calls a group of elks "a gang".
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Diane's reply...
Do I look weird? I don't think so. Regardless of anyone's favourite hairstyle, I sometimes wonder if there's an animal that it would be preferable to date if humans were not available. So long as there’s no monkey business, it would be okay to date a parrot – one that said “yes, dear” would keep most relationships going for years.
Those of you you enjoy walking are sure to have done some stupid things whilst enjoying a ramble. Yes, one must be stupid to ramble when one can buy cars.
Whatever the biggest number in the world is, or the longest word, we've surely all seen things that can only be described as "weird"! < -- I just saw a “weird” – isn’t that a weird coincidence.
Women who can't use their cutlery in a ladylike manner, are generally those with hardly any Beau peep books, I assume - probably because they would be unlikely to ever fancy, or want to date a Beau Peep character! Must agree, people without Beau Peep books are utter savages.
I still get nuisance phone calls, but never a call from someone especially famous or desirable. Now that would be cool! Unless they were trying to sell you a new phone plan – then Brad Pitt can do to himself what I tell all the others to do.
Talking of hairstyles, I sometimes look at old photos and see that there were certain periods of my life when my hair wasn't at its best. Immediately after being born, for example. Maybe you need new glasses – you were a total babe back then!
I don't wear skirts really, but it did get me thinking of how brave I would be regarding the hemline, if I did. I live for a day when a man is not judged by the length of his hemline but rather the content of his glovebox.
I don't have pets, and wonder how many I'd cope with having in my house at any one time. Some old biddies have houses full of cats, for example. Oh come on Nige, you must be five years away from being classified as an “old biddy”.
Ginger ale seems to be a popular drink in some parts of the world, but I can't imagine that everyone would have it as their favourite. Not when there is Orange Crush to pick from too.
Giving names to visiting elks, or similar creatures would be fun. I'd have to think up quite a few if a pack of such creatures came calling. When elk are in groups they are called a “gang” – so they wouldn’t like you calling them a pack.
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We will give you three, Peepmaster. That's all.
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When are we showing Diane and who are we blaming this on?
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When are we showing Diane and who are we blaming this on?
Whenever you wish. She'll probably know who to blame from the screenshots. Here's one.
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Peepmaster, I don't mind giving you admin status, but hacking into my account, impersonating me and creating clearly photoshopped "evidence" to make out that it was me who started the competition is just going too far. I am going to let Diane see this forum now and let my innocence speak for itself.
Diane, if I knew this was all going on in secret I would have ratted on Peepmaster immediately.
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If I had known all these fun and games were going on hidden from my view… I wouldn’t have felt the need to get something going on the forums in December and come up with the virtual gift giving scheme of 2012.
I shall not say what I think of you all right now.
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If I had known all these fun and games were going on hidden from my view… I wouldn’t have felt the need to get something going on the forums in December and come up with the virtual gift giving scheme of 2012.
I shall not say what I think of you all right now.
Oh, go on Diane.....I love a bit of Banter, and as it wasn't me who started this comp, I can just sit back and laugh! :P
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Diane, Peepmaster called you a mackerel. ;D
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Diane. Your idea was soo much better that Mince's. Still looking for the right pressie.