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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Sandy Buttcheeks on December 19, 2012, 11:51:20 PM

Title: Goodbye cruel world
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on December 19, 2012, 11:51:20 PM
The world ends on Friday, and it's official. I read it in the chip-shop paper. It's been great to get to know you all, just wish I had discovered this site years ago. It's fine though, I've read enough quality humour now to last me a lifetime.    :'(
Title: Re: Goodbye cruel world
Post by: Diane CBPFC on December 20, 2012, 12:27:06 AM
Oh bugger! You could have mentioned this sooner - I've just bought green bananas.
Title: Re: Goodbye cruel world
Post by: Jack on December 20, 2012, 07:39:31 AM
Yes! We have NO bananas!
Title: Re: Goodbye cruel world
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on December 20, 2012, 08:29:05 PM
We have NO bananas for you!  ;)
Title: Re: Goodbye cruel world
Post by: Roger Kettle on December 20, 2012, 09:04:01 PM
Not long to go now.
I've always loved you, Mince.
Title: Re: Goodbye cruel world
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on December 21, 2012, 12:10:45 AM
No apocalyptic explosions...no plagues of zombie hamsters...not even a worm with flatulence. Suspect this end of the world thingy may not be all it was cracked up to be.

Roger, you may want to look for a real good excuse for the last posting.
Title: Re: Goodbye cruel world
Post by: Mince on December 21, 2012, 12:01:46 PM
Quote from: Sandy Buttcheeks on December 21, 2012, 12:10:45 AM
not even a worm with flatulence

Don't be too sure. I heard something distinctly windy in the back garden this morning, preceded by quite a bit of straining.
Title: Re: Goodbye cruel world
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on December 21, 2012, 08:54:36 PM
You heard a worm straining? Now that is something even David "Bloody" Attenborough hasn't managed to experience. Please describe.
Title: Re: Goodbye cruel world
Post by: Mince on December 21, 2012, 10:20:50 PM
Well, it was a kind of Hnnng! Well, more really a sort of Arrrrrng! It's a bit difficult to describe.
Title: Re: Goodbye cruel world
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on December 21, 2012, 11:13:48 PM
Hnnng Arrrrrrng? Wasn't he a Chinese Emperor in the Han Dynasty?