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Title: Female Extended Warranty
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Title: Re: Female Extended Warranty
Post by: Malc on February 02, 2013, 02:52:51 PM: Those extended warranties are a scam. My female stopped working, and they said they could send a bloke round but I had to pay a callout fee just for him to have a look at her.
Title: Re: Female Extended Warranty
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on February 02, 2013, 04:03:18 PM: Don't pay guys. I had a mate that fell for it. Apparently his female was getting serviced regularly by a local, skilled tradesman, and not only did she still stop working, she stopped coming home.

Wait until they break down, and if they can't be fixed, get a new one. Cheaper in the long run, I'm betting.
Title: Re: Female Extended Warranty
Post by: Malc on February 02, 2013, 09:42:58 PM: Get a Japanese one, they're much more reliable and they go forever.
Title: Re: Female Extended Warranty
Post by: Bilthehut on February 03, 2013, 12:50:01 AM: But only if you use the right batteries.
Title: Re: Female Extended Warranty
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on February 03, 2013, 10:00:41 AM: Quote from: Bilthehut on February 03, 2013, 12:50:01 AM
But only if you use the right batteries.

So does that mean they come with an on/off switch? Superb.
Title: Re: Female Extended Warranty
Post by: Vulture on February 03, 2013, 10:54:44 AM: I was under the impression that if you miss-use an appliance, it renders any warranty null and void.
Title: Re: Female Extended Warranty
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on February 03, 2013, 01:24:42 PM: Quote from: Vulture on February 03, 2013, 10:54:44 AM
I was under the impression that if you miss-use an appliance, it renders any warranty null and void.

That's why such appliances should be kept exclusively in the household...means you can always claim your house insurance.
Title: Re: Female Extended Warranty
Post by: Malc on February 03, 2013, 04:15:05 PM: And don't forget to turn them off at night. I find wearing nothing but black ankle socks does it.
Title: Re: Female Extended Warranty
Post by: Bilthehut on February 03, 2013, 04:53:40 PM: Quote from: Malc on February 03, 2013, 04:15:05 PM
And don't forget to turn them off at night. I find wearing nothing but black ankle socks does it.
:D
Or mismatched socks.
Title: Re: Female Extended Warranty
Post by: Vulture on February 03, 2013, 07:25:00 PM: Quote from: Malc on February 03, 2013, 04:15:05 PM
And don't forget to turn them off at night. I find wearing nothing but black ankle socks does it.

It depends where you're wearing the socks - females like to go to sleep smiling!
Title: Re: Female Extended Warranty
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on February 03, 2013, 11:09:09 PM: Quote from: Vulture on February 03, 2013, 07:25:00 PM
Quote from: Malc on February 03, 2013, 04:15:05 PM
And don't forget to turn them off at night. I find wearing nothing but black ankle socks does it.

It depends where you're wearing the socks - females like to go to sleep smiling!

Ah...I get it. You mean wear them on your hands to make sock puppets, don't you? That's why you would go to sleep smiling, everyone loves a puppet show.
Title: Re: Female Extended Warranty
Post by: Vulture on February 04, 2013, 08:00:06 AM: Quote from: Sandy Buttcheeks on February 03, 2013, 11:09:09 PM
Quote from: Vulture on February 03, 2013, 07:25:00 PM
Quote from: Malc on February 03, 2013, 04:15:05 PM
And don't forget to turn them off at night. I find wearing nothing but black ankle socks does it.

It depends where you're wearing the socks - females like to go to sleep smiling!

Ah...I get it. You mean wear them on your hands to make sock puppets, don't you? That's why you would go to sleep smiling, everyone loves a puppet show.

Yes, it would have to be your hands - anything smaller and the socks would fall off. ..0
Title: Re: Female Extended Warranty
Post by: Jack on February 04, 2013, 04:21:27 PM: Ladies and Gentlemen... "Carry On Camel Dung!"
Title: Re: Female Extended Warranty
Post by: Roger Kettle on February 04, 2013, 08:27:21 PM: ;D
Title: Re: Female Extended Warranty
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on February 04, 2013, 10:19:10 PM: Quote from: Jack on February 04, 2013, 04:21:27 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen... "Carry On Camel Dung!"

The Comedy with a Dromedary...
Title: Re: Female Extended Warranty
Post by: Diane CBPFC on February 04, 2013, 11:55:11 PM: :)