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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Sandy Buttcheeks on March 01, 2013, 10:27:16 PM
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Ok, who out there wants to claim the worst Friday night. I'm holding onto the crown, unless someone wrests it from me, for the following reasons.
1. I am alone in the house (but it isn't scaring me).
2. The house is making strange noises...ignore second part of point 1
3. Wifey is at the bingo.
4. I am hungry and want food, but I am unable to have any...see point 3.
6. I am working tomorrow and therefore will be going for an early bath and bed.
7. I am depressed because I have just realised I have to run my own bath...see point 3.
8. I have left my car outside in the street and need to bring it into the driveway.
9. There is no point 5. Damn, it could have been the best point.
Roll on Saturday.
:'(
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Your wife has to get food to you, run your bath and monitor the house for intruders? Good grief, that doesn’t leave many jobs left for your Grandma does it.
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Your wife has to get food to you, run your bath and monitor the house for intruders? Good grief, that doesn’t leave many jobs left for your Grandma does it.
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Your wife has to get food to you, run your bath and monitor the house for intruders? Good grief, that doesn’t leave many jobs left for your Grandma does it.
Nonsense, I have to rest my feet on something after a tiring day.
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You're a brave man, Buttcheeks.
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You're a brave man, Buttcheeks.
Nah, the old wrinklie died years ago, so I had her stuffed. She's no danger to anyone.
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You're a brave man, Buttcheeks.
Nah, the old wrinklie died years ago, so I had her stuffed. She's no danger to anyone.
AND you get a useful doorstop.
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You're a brave man, Buttcheeks.
Nah, the old wrinklie died years ago, so I had her stuffed. She's no danger to anyone.
AND you get a useful doorstop.
Spot on Peeps, but best of all she died pointing at the sky. It means that at night we just roll her over and use her arm as a draught excluder.
She's the Granny that just keeps on giving. <-
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You're a brave man, Buttcheeks.
Nah, the old wrinklie died years ago, so I had her stuffed. She's no danger to anyone.
AND you get a useful doorstop.
Spot on Peeps, but best of all she died pointing at the sky. It means that at night we just roll her over and use her arm as a draught excluder.
She's the Granny that just keeps on giving. <-
But what about the smell?
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You're a brave man, Buttcheeks.
Nah, the old wrinklie died years ago, so I had her stuffed. She's no danger to anyone.
AND you get a useful doorstop.
Spot on Peeps, but best of all she died pointing at the sky. It means that at night we just roll her over and use her arm as a draught excluder.
She's the Granny that just keeps on giving. <-
But what about the smell?
If it wasn't for where the light bulb fitted, I'll admit there could have been a problem.
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