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Title: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
Post by: Roger Kettle on July 03, 2013, 09:02:52 PM
It was my decision. I could no longer take the sordid affairs that she embarked upon every year or so...The Bounty Hunter...Horrible Bosses...Wanderlust...the list is endless. A man can only take so much. I tried. God, how I tried. It's over, Jen---I don't love you any more.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
Post by: Jack on July 03, 2013, 10:07:09 PM
On the bright side, I haven't seen any of those films.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on July 03, 2013, 10:50:37 PM
She told me to tell you that you had left your toothbrush. Don't bother coming back to pick it up...I'll send it. We're busy.  :P
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on July 04, 2013, 02:38:34 AM
Really, she is spreading the rumor it is she who has broken up with you! Like anyone is going to believe that!

They have a cake for that...

(http://verybadfrog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/break-up-cake.jpg)
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
Post by: Rob Baker on July 04, 2013, 08:26:39 PM
"my decision",  my foot.  I bet Mrs Kettle had something to do with it.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
Post by: Malc on July 05, 2013, 09:26:07 AM
To be fair, she is struggling with the Successful Sit Com Star curse. I can't think of any sit com actors who've subsequently made it in movies. To have you then kick her to the kerb might just put her over the edge.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
Post by: Jack on July 05, 2013, 04:28:25 PM
To be fair, she is struggling with the Successful Sit Com Star curse. I can't think of any sit com actors who've subsequently made it in movies. To have you then kick her to the kerb might just put her over the edge.

I can think of a lot who started in sitcoms, but not who have had such a high level of recognition as a sitcom actor.

However, probably the best example I can think of is Will Smith. Also maybe Robin Williams?
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on July 05, 2013, 05:08:57 PM
To be fair, she is struggling with the Successful Sit Com Star curse. I can't think of any sit com actors who've subsequently made it in movies. To have you then kick her to the kerb might just put her over the edge.

I can think of a lot who started in sitcoms, but not who have had such a high level of recognition as a sitcom actor.

However, probably the best example I can think of is Will Smith. Also maybe Robin Williams?

Well done, Jack. I'm off to YouTube Mork and Mindy to see if it's as funny as I remember it.   ;D
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
Post by: Roger Kettle on July 05, 2013, 06:56:50 PM
The annoying thing about Aniston is that she's actually a very good actress, as she proved in one of her early films "The Good Girl". This was a dramatic role and she was excellent---far removed from her "Rachel" character. (Although, of course, she was also excellent in "Friends").
No, my problem is the mind-numbing, god-awful series of rom-coms that's she's churned out since. In many of them, the plots are almost identical.....she pretends a guy is her fiance for social reasons and ends up falling for him....she pretends she's the wife of another guy to help him out and ends up falling for him. Worryingly, as she approaches her mid-forties, she's still playing the wacky twenty-something. More worryingly, her movie publicists promote every new release with photos showing how near-naked she's going to appear in it. (I can't say I have a HUGE problem with this but I'm trying to make a point).
Anyway, like I said, it's over between us. I'm all rom-commed out.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on July 05, 2013, 09:11:16 PM
...photos showing how near-naked she's going to appear in it. (I can't say I have a HUGE problem with this but I'm trying to make a point).


Still time to change the wording before anyone notices, Roger.   :o
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
Post by: The Peepmaster on July 07, 2013, 09:07:46 AM
Following on from the mug handle loss thread, I thought this one was entitled "Jennifer Aniston and I have broken a cup".
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on July 07, 2013, 11:57:55 AM
Following on from the mug handle loss thread, I thought this one was entitled "Jennifer Aniston and I have broken a cup".

"Mug handle loss thread"...is this a variation of "Rock paper scissors"? 
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
Post by: The Peepmaster on July 07, 2013, 01:20:29 PM
You're thinking of rock paper, New Musical Express...
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on July 07, 2013, 03:35:48 PM
You're thinking of rock paper, New Musical Express...

Let me warn you, I keep my friends close and my NME's closer...
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
Post by: Malc on July 07, 2013, 04:37:27 PM
 8) Very Good
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
Post by: Malc on July 07, 2013, 04:39:23 PM
Yep, Will Smith and Robin Williams certainly fit the bill as two sit-commers who made it in movies, I just couldn't think of any.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
Post by: Roger Kettle on July 12, 2013, 08:57:20 PM
The annoying thing about Aniston is that she's actually a very good actress, as she proved in one of her early films "The Good Girl". This was a dramatic role and she was excellent---far removed from her "Rachel" character. (Although, of course, she was also excellent in "Friends").
No, my problem is the mind-numbing, god-awful series of rom-coms that's she's churned out since. In many of them, the plots are almost identical.....she pretends a guy is her fiance for social reasons and ends up falling for him....she pretends she's the wife of another guy to help him out and ends up falling for him. Worryingly, as she approaches her mid-forties, she's still playing the wacky twenty-something. More worryingly, her movie publicists promote every new release with photos showing how near-naked she's going to appear in it. (I can't say I have a HUGE problem with this but I'm trying to make a point).
Anyway, like I said, it's over between us. I'm all rom-commed out.
Apparently, in Jen's latest movie, there's a huge change in format. In this one, she pretends to be the wife of a drug dealer.
Ye gods.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on July 12, 2013, 10:13:00 PM
Since "Breaking Bad" everyone and their dog wants to be a drug dealer these days.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
Post by: Malc on July 15, 2013, 06:22:18 PM
That reminds me. My dog asked if you want some stuff? :\
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
Post by: The Peepmaster on July 19, 2013, 10:07:48 AM
That reminds me. My dog asked if you want some stuff? :\

Was it a cocainine?
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on July 19, 2013, 10:56:12 AM
That reminds me. My dog asked if you want some stuff? :\

Was it a cocainine?

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
Post by: Diane CBPFC on July 20, 2013, 01:05:18 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston and I have broken up.
Post by: Roger Kettle on July 20, 2013, 09:55:37 AM
I was desperately trying to think up dog/drug puns. My effort was going to be "Was it a Smack Russell?" I'm really glad I didn't bother.