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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Roger Kettle on July 03, 2013, 09:02:52 PM
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It was my decision. I could no longer take the sordid affairs that she embarked upon every year or so...The Bounty Hunter...Horrible Bosses...Wanderlust...the list is endless. A man can only take so much. I tried. God, how I tried. It's over, Jen---I don't love you any more.
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On the bright side, I haven't seen any of those films.
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She told me to tell you that you had left your toothbrush. Don't bother coming back to pick it up...I'll send it. We're busy. :P
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Really, she is spreading the rumor it is she who has broken up with you! Like anyone is going to believe that!
They have a cake for that...
(http://verybadfrog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/break-up-cake.jpg)
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"my decision", my foot. I bet Mrs Kettle had something to do with it.
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To be fair, she is struggling with the Successful Sit Com Star curse. I can't think of any sit com actors who've subsequently made it in movies. To have you then kick her to the kerb might just put her over the edge.
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To be fair, she is struggling with the Successful Sit Com Star curse. I can't think of any sit com actors who've subsequently made it in movies. To have you then kick her to the kerb might just put her over the edge.
I can think of a lot who started in sitcoms, but not who have had such a high level of recognition as a sitcom actor.
However, probably the best example I can think of is Will Smith. Also maybe Robin Williams?
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To be fair, she is struggling with the Successful Sit Com Star curse. I can't think of any sit com actors who've subsequently made it in movies. To have you then kick her to the kerb might just put her over the edge.
I can think of a lot who started in sitcoms, but not who have had such a high level of recognition as a sitcom actor.
However, probably the best example I can think of is Will Smith. Also maybe Robin Williams?
Well done, Jack. I'm off to YouTube Mork and Mindy to see if it's as funny as I remember it. ;D
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The annoying thing about Aniston is that she's actually a very good actress, as she proved in one of her early films "The Good Girl". This was a dramatic role and she was excellent---far removed from her "Rachel" character. (Although, of course, she was also excellent in "Friends").
No, my problem is the mind-numbing, god-awful series of rom-coms that's she's churned out since. In many of them, the plots are almost identical.....she pretends a guy is her fiance for social reasons and ends up falling for him....she pretends she's the wife of another guy to help him out and ends up falling for him. Worryingly, as she approaches her mid-forties, she's still playing the wacky twenty-something. More worryingly, her movie publicists promote every new release with photos showing how near-naked she's going to appear in it. (I can't say I have a HUGE problem with this but I'm trying to make a point).
Anyway, like I said, it's over between us. I'm all rom-commed out.
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...photos showing how near-naked she's going to appear in it. (I can't say I have a HUGE problem with this but I'm trying to make a point).
Still time to change the wording before anyone notices, Roger. :o
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Following on from the mug handle loss thread, I thought this one was entitled "Jennifer Aniston and I have broken a cup".
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Following on from the mug handle loss thread, I thought this one was entitled "Jennifer Aniston and I have broken a cup".
"Mug handle loss thread"...is this a variation of "Rock paper scissors"?
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You're thinking of rock paper, New Musical Express...
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You're thinking of rock paper, New Musical Express...
Let me warn you, I keep my friends close and my NME's closer...
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8) Very Good
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Yep, Will Smith and Robin Williams certainly fit the bill as two sit-commers who made it in movies, I just couldn't think of any.
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The annoying thing about Aniston is that she's actually a very good actress, as she proved in one of her early films "The Good Girl". This was a dramatic role and she was excellent---far removed from her "Rachel" character. (Although, of course, she was also excellent in "Friends").
No, my problem is the mind-numbing, god-awful series of rom-coms that's she's churned out since. In many of them, the plots are almost identical.....she pretends a guy is her fiance for social reasons and ends up falling for him....she pretends she's the wife of another guy to help him out and ends up falling for him. Worryingly, as she approaches her mid-forties, she's still playing the wacky twenty-something. More worryingly, her movie publicists promote every new release with photos showing how near-naked she's going to appear in it. (I can't say I have a HUGE problem with this but I'm trying to make a point).
Anyway, like I said, it's over between us. I'm all rom-commed out.
Apparently, in Jen's latest movie, there's a huge change in format. In this one, she pretends to be the wife of a drug dealer.
Ye gods.
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Since "Breaking Bad" everyone and their dog wants to be a drug dealer these days.
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That reminds me. My dog asked if you want some stuff? :\
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That reminds me. My dog asked if you want some stuff? :\
Was it a cocainine?
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That reminds me. My dog asked if you want some stuff? :\
Was it a cocainine?
;D ;D ;D
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;D
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I was desperately trying to think up dog/drug puns. My effort was going to be "Was it a Smack Russell?" I'm really glad I didn't bother.