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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Diane CBPFC on September 10, 2014, 07:16:14 PM
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Okay me first, representing western Canada...
"Nude man bites police dog after wild car chase"
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/nude-man-bites-police-dog-after-wild-car-chase-1.2761229?cmp=fbtl&utm_content=buffer3da03&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer (http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/nude-man-bites-police-dog-after-wild-car-chase-1.2761229?cmp=fbtl&utm_content=buffer3da03&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer)
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Great headline, Diane. If you could only throw in "sex romp", it would be perfect.
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Honda Civic? Nude? Being chased by dogs?
Apart from being a Tuesday, it sounds like a great night out.
;D
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http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/cougar-causing-a-stir-outside-hospital-in-calgary-1.2770187?cmp=fbtl (http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/cougar-causing-a-stir-outside-hospital-in-calgary-1.2770187?cmp=fbtl)
Cougar causing a stir outside hospital in Calgary
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Phew! My 67 year old friend left yesterday for a month in Calgary and your headline had me worried that she had spied a fine young intern on her first day.
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LOL She still may have, there are other hospitals in Calgary.
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They ended up killing the cougar - which is a sucky end to that story.
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I think 67 is about ten years over the "Cougar" limit. Though I'm sure she sets pulses racing down at the bowls club.
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Police seek ageist, sexist, sombrero-wearing Scottish cartoonist!
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Police seek ageist, sexist, sombrero-wearing Scottish cartoonist!
I hear he was last seen at the bowls club.
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;D ;D ;D
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With a club in his bowels.
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*Kenneth Williams voice* Ooooh, nasty...
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They ended up killing the cougar - which is a sucky end to that story.
A sucky end. Did she have her teeth out? :o
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Any minute now... "virgin on the ridiculous!".
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One from today: Rollercoaster Decapitates Young Deer. Leaves Screaming Passengers Showered In Blood
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I wish I could get the newspapers you all get. They make the news interesting. All I get is stuff like "Townhall to get facelift" or "Local policeman ties lace".
I missing out.
:'(
Nice pic by the way, Malc. Did your sombrero blow away?
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Today's Billings Gazette (Montana) informs me that the man accused of abandoning his chicken truck has been found. While I'm obviously delighted that this chap has been apprehended, I'm slightly confused about the story. Is "abandoning a chicken truck" a crime? It seems a rather specific accusation. For example, is "abandoning a piglet truck" just a ticking-off misdemeanour? I should investigate this.
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Abandoning your chicken truck isn't a misdemeanor. It's a fowlony.
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Put your sombrero back on and stand in the corner, McGookin.
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Put your sombrero back on and stand in the corner, McGookin.
Better if he put a capon.
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Boom tish.
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Pig in Australia Steals 18 Beers from Campers, Gets Drunk, Fights Cow.
http://gadling.com/2013/09/10/australian-pig-steals-beer/ (http://gadling.com/2013/09/10/australian-pig-steals-beer/)
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No way! I don't care that you've posted the link. That has to be made up. >:(
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Yeah. Now if it had said Glasgow...
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Potato grows inside woman's vagina after she used it as contraception
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/403155/Colombian-woman-potato-removed-sprouts-roots-vagina (http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/403155/Colombian-woman-potato-removed-sprouts-roots-vagina)
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I am so proud of the paper I work for.
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The Columbian, she was very receptive,
To a vegetarian contraceptive,
A large Maris Piper,
Fit snugly inside her
Which was really rather impressive.
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Rhyming "impressive" with "contraceptive" is a bit of a stretch.
No, don't go there.
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Rhyming "impressive" with "contraceptive" is a bit of a stretch.
No, don't go there.
Aw come on, how many poets do you know who have used "Maris Piper" ? Bit of credit here, surely.
;D
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Backpacker had 3-inch-long leech living up her nose.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11157074/Backpacker-had-3-inch-long-leech-living-up-her-nose.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11157074/Backpacker-had-3-inch-long-leech-living-up-her-nose.html)
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I don't even want to look at that link...nor Malc's before it.
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Pet Parrot Missing For Four Years Returns, Now Speaks Spanish
http://consumerist.com/2014/10/13/pet-parrot-missing-for-four-years-returns-now-speaks-spanish/ (http://consumerist.com/2014/10/13/pet-parrot-missing-for-four-years-returns-now-speaks-spanish/)
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I love the fact that the picture says " Not Nigel". ;D
Lovely plumage.
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I can't believe that woman didn't notice that leach up her nose - but at least we know she isn't a nose picker.
Couldn't look at the potato link. ???
The parrot story was interesting - you do have to wonder what he will do next.
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UKIP Chief Forced To Deny He Played Bungle in Rainbow
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UKIP Chief Forced To Deny He Played Bungle in Rainbow
Did you miss out the word "with" in that sentence?
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Not a newspaper headline but TV weather - what happens when you combine the weather with the promotion of shelter dogs...
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/10/20/dog-weather-forecast-edmonton-mike-sobel_n_6014536.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/10/20/dog-weather-forecast-edmonton-mike-sobel_n_6014536.html)
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Blind woman sues Coles supermarket chain over online shopping website
It had to come, eh?