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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Roger Kettle on March 04, 2015, 07:53:48 PM

Title: A joke that's doing the rounds.
Post by: Roger Kettle on March 04, 2015, 07:53:48 PM

Forgive me---I believe this is winging around the internet at the moment....

A woman comes home from work to find her husband hunched over the computer. When she asks what he's looking at, he replies "I'm just checking out some cheap flights". She beams at him, kisses him on the forehead and heads to the bedroom. Minutes later, she reappears, wearing the briefest of negligees and a passionate interlude ensues.
The following evening, the chap is in the pub telling his mate what had happened.
"It was really weird----I didn't even know she liked darts".

Title: Re: A joke that's doing the rounds.
Post by: Redundant on March 05, 2015, 10:32:47 PM

I liked it!   So much so I have told it twice already.   I don't know the joke so I can't date it's vintage but it reads as an old joke, a bit like the streaking old aged pensioner who drew the punchline "I don't know what she was wearing but it needed ironing..."

Title: Re: A joke that's doing the rounds.
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on March 07, 2015, 10:32:12 PM

Frank Carson...where art thou?