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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: The Peepmaster on July 22, 2007, 06:06:44 PM
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People called Jim all begin with the letter "J", whereas I don't. I think this is very unfair, and possibly discriminatory. I'm all for equality and I, like Tarks, pay my license fee. (I know Mincey doesn't, but then again he does profess not to have a telly).
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Have you considered that people called "Jack" also begin with the letter "J", although this is purely coincidental, and not any effort to be fair and non-discriminatory?
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Hang on, Peepsie - they're on the way. Keep your door unlocked and try to breathe slowly.
And don't panic. Jenny, Julian and Jasper are highly trained paramedics.
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Hang on, Peepsie - they're on the way. Keep your door unlocked and try to breathe slowly.
And don't panic. Jenny, Julian and Jasper are highly trained paramedics.
Er.. Jenny's a girl's name!
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Hang on, Peepsie - they're on the way. Keep your door unlocked and try to breathe slowly.
And don't panic. Jenny, Julian and Jasper are highly trained paramedics.
Er.. Jenny's a girl's name!
I thought a Jenny was a donkey or just an ass
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and what about John
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Hang on, Peepsie - they're on the way. Keep your door unlocked and try to breathe slowly.
And don't panic. Jenny, Julian and Jasper are highly trained paramedics.
Er.. Jenny's a girl's name!
I thought a Jenny was a donkey or just an ass
You're thinking of Jenny Wren. That's a bird.
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That's a burrd.
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That's a burrd.
is that the plural of burr
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Hang on, Peepsie - they're on the way. Keep your door unlocked and try to breathe slowly.
And don't panic. Jenny, Julian and Jasper are highly trained paramedics.
Er.. Jenny's a girl's name!
I thought a Jenny was a donkey or just an ass
I was thinking Hinny
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Hang on, Peepsie - they're on the way. Keep your door unlocked and try to breathe slowly.
And don't panic. Jenny, Julian and Jasper are highly trained paramedics.
Er.. Jenny's a girl's name!
So? Are you saying paramedics can't be girlies? You really DO need help.
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No, paramedics can be girls and many frequently are. That's great. I don't want to have equality with a girl though when it comes to names. That was my point. Maybe it looked stupid if I didn't make that clear.
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Ah, yes. It sure doesn't look stupid now. ::)
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Nigel, Roger and Tarquin. All great butch names.
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:-*
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I do my own cooking and cleaning, washing clothes etc., so I know what it's like to be a woman. I hold them in The Highest Esteem. (That's a pub in Leicester).
It isn't really, it just came out as a great gag. You can use that in a strip, Rog.
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Right back at you, big boy.
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I do my own cooking and cleaning, washing clothes etc., so I know what it's like to be a woman.
You have much to be thankful for, Peepsie - especially the fact that my better half's computer is on the blink, and she can't get on the Interweb at the moment!
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I do my own cooking and cleaning, washing clothes etc., so I know what it's like to be a woman.
You have much to be thankful for, Peepsie - especially the fact that my better half's computer is on the blink, and she can't get on the Interweb at the moment!
Can't she borrow yours? I'm sure she'd be appreciative of someone who acknowledges the old adage "A woman's work is never done". Tell me about it!
Seriously though, let's hear it for the little-ladies in our lives! Bless 'em.
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Can't she borrow yours? I'm sure she'd be appreciative of someone who acknowledges the old adage "A woman's work is never done". Tell me about it!
Seriously though, let's hear it for the little-ladies in our lives! Bless 'em.
Are you sure? She's just waved goodbye to the little computer repair man, having parted with money, and may not be in the best of humours (massive understatement).
She's also having one of those days where anything electrical that dares stand in the path of her mutant force field comes a cropper - so far today we've lost the use of two DVD players, one X-box, her PC and her laptop. Thankfully, I don't need a pacemaker as yet. She's now threatening to come round and tinker with your equipment. You have been warned!
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It's that time of the season for my bird too. You have my sympathies. Isn't nature wonderful.
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Oh Mr Peepmaster!
You've forced my hand!
It's all down hill from here on in! ;)
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AW! Great to see Steve's given you free reign on here. I'd always wondered why you hadn't joined before. There are already women on here and I know they interact fine with us menfolk. Very often their contributions are quite interesting too, so there are always surprises in store. Great to see you here. xx
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You're a brave man, Peepsie.
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You're a brave man, Peepsie.
I'll embrace every woman on here, Roger, but mainly the pretty ones.
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You know nothing about women, Peepsie.
Oh, how I envy you!
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Women are without exception handmaidens of Beelzebub. Any man who doesn't accept this, yet insists he knows where he stands, is deluded.
*Having thrown his grenade into the room, McGookin leaps out, bars the door from the outside, and sprints to his bunker*
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See, Peepsie? Malc's got the idea...
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Yes, I am beginning to understand them gradually. I think I almost poisoned my bird with mushrooms last night. Anyway, things aren't too serious yet romantically. I'm not about to get down on one knee and ask her to be my housekeeper or anything.
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Been married over forty years and still dont understand them
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What did your first wife die of?
Eating poisoned mushrooms
Oh dear, that's terrible. And your second wife died too?
Yep. Ate poisoned mushrooms.
Oh my god, that's awful. Your third wife died too, I hear?
Yep. Fractured skull.
Yikes! How on earth...?
Wouldn't eat the mushrooms.
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Yes, I am beginning to understand them gradually. I think I almost poisoned my bird with mushrooms last night. Anyway, things aren't too serious yet romantically. I'm not about to get down on one knee and ask her to be my housekeeper or anything.
I think this viking poem may help you peeps
Praise no day until evening,
No wife befor her cremation,
No sword until tested,
No maid before marriage,
No ice until crossed,
No beer until it is drunk.
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That's quite touching. I love poetic references to beer.
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You'll note I've just let you guys have your testosterone rush and assorted fun :-*
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Yeah, right, Lil, snort...like you could have stopped us. Snort!...
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You'll note I've just let you guys have your testosterone rush and assorted fun :-*
Another quote from the vikings poem known as the "Havamal"
Do not trust a woman's words, be she single or married;their hearts run on wheels' they are prey to moods.'
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Them vickings certainly knew their stuff. Were they like the Vikings?
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Yeah, right, Lil, snort...like you could have stopped us. Snort!...
Just don't cross me at this time of the morning and as for Peter...I'll give you moods (that's a direct reference to Billy Connelly who asked, when someone shouted "Bike! I'll gie ye bike", what does that mean!!
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Them vickings certainly knew their stuff. Were they like the Vikings?
I reread what I had put but still failed with the dam spelling
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Congratulations on your 100th post, Peter---and only 92 of them about Vikings! I suspect you have an interest in these Scandinavian chaps. (I like to think of them as Norse Peepmasters).
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Scandinavian chaps are very useful for when you're riding your Scandinavian horse through very high Scandinavian g?rse.
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Congratulations on your 100th post, Peter---and only 92 of them about Vikings! I suspect you have an interest in these Scandinavian chaps. (I like to think of them as Norse Propmasters).
Well I was just taking my time, selecting my shots , easing myself in, making sure the weather did not play a part, now I have made my first ton there will be no holding me. Unless the ref intervenes.
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Peter, how did you manage to quote me and get the spelling wrong? "Propmaster" for "Peepmaster". This is worthy of ME and I'm fascinated!
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Peter, how did you manage to quote me and get the spelling wrong? "Propmaster" for "Propmaster". This is worthy of ME and I'm fascinated!
It must be because I have joined the ton club
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How bizarre. Peter must have some kind of a spell check going on that's rejecting "peepmaster", and substituting "propmaster". I haven't been a propmaster since the early 1970s.
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Peter must have some kind of a spell check going on that's rejecting "peepmaster", and substituting "propmaster".
The spell check is unimaginative in its substitutions.
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My browser (Firefox), shows up spelling errors, but it doesn't normally substitute them for something daffodil.
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How bizarre. Peter must have some kind of a spell check going on that's rejecting "propmaster", and substituting "propmaster". I haven't been a propmaster since the early 1970s.
I dont understand this
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Peter - your browser is clearley showing "propmaster" when what has been posted is "propmaster". Therefore, when you see the word "propmaster", what is really meant, is "propmaster". In every instance, you should ignore "propmaster", and read it as being "propmaster", so you'll understand what's really intended. I've been the "propmaster" since the first Beau Peep forum, and I don't intend changing to "propmaster" just to satisfy some stupid browser. Therefore I remain "propmaster". (Ignore any reference to "propmaster")
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Peter - your browser is clearley showing "propmaster" when what has been posted is "propmaster". Therefore, when you see the word "propmaster", what is really meant, is "propmaster". In every instance, you should ignore "propmaster", and read it as being "propmaster", so you'll understand what's really intended. I've been the "propmaster" since the first Beau Peep forum, and I don't intend changing to "propmaster" just to satisfy some stupid browser. Therefore I remain "propmaster". (Ignore any reference to "propmaster")
Yah? Whatever.