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Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on September 09, 2015, 09:10:11 AM

Title: Scottish Inventions
Post by: Mince on September 09, 2015, 09:10:11 AM
So this is how you use your time.

Title: Re: Scottish Inventions
Post by: Redundant on September 09, 2015, 02:48:22 PM
I have, using w for the processor speed and x as the resultant heat emission combined with y being the volume of Irn Bru passing over the processor and using z as the variant speed of the passing liquid, calculated that this is a pile of boll**ks...
Title: Re: Scottish Inventions
Post by: Sandy Buttcheeks on September 09, 2015, 08:39:32 PM
Independence would have spared you this guy!
Title: Re: Scottish Inventions
Post by: Mince on September 09, 2015, 09:36:34 PM
I have often wondered whether the television programme The Walking Dead is just about a bunch of English families who accidentally wandered into Scotland.
Title: Re: Scottish Inventions
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 10, 2015, 02:06:48 PM
Those families being the eponymous heroes, you mean?

It really isn't that bad. You should try it some time. Let me know when, and I'll arrange a welcoming committee at the border.
Title: Re: Scottish Inventions
Post by: Mince on September 10, 2015, 02:57:47 PM
It really isn't that bad. You should try it some time. Let me know when, and I'll arrange a welcoming committee at the border.

Armed with rotten fruit?
Title: Re: Scottish Inventions
Post by: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on September 10, 2015, 03:44:36 PM
No, no. Ripe...and hard.