Beau Peep Notice Board
Beau Peep Notice Board => Outpourings => Topic started by: Mince on September 26, 2015, 07:18:14 PM
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I write a program, put together a shelving unit, clean out the shed and layer the back garden with cardboard, and when I get back here, nothing? We're going to have to get you legionnaires back into a proper posting regime.
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I write a program, put together a shelving unit, clean out the shed and layer the back garden with cardboard, and when I get back here, nothing? We're going to have to get you legionnaires back into a proper posting regime.
I dismantled a coffee table, so I could have the joy of rebuilding it in the house of a friend of my wife [that joy still to come]
Fixed the outside light so it actually works
Killed some... Met some amusing children
Listened to some amazing music [Allan Taylor, Birdy, Joe Pug, John Mayer, Justin Townes Earle to name but a few]
Fantasied about an enormous cheesecake and Jane Fonda and...ended up with a salad
seriously, I haven't even got time to finis...
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Pftt!
I programmed a coffee table, rebuilt the wife and put her on a shelf, played a cheesecake and put Jane Fonda in a cardboard box.
And that was all before I got up.
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Well, I got up twelve hours before I went to bed, drank some sulphuric acid . . .
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I drew Tim Farron.
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Nobody even wants to ask why I covered my grass with cardboard.
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There are some things you just don't ask. I had to Google Tim Farron.
Go on then.
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I know you're not really interested.
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Did Tim pose for a caricature?
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Nobody even wants to ask why I covered my grass with cardboard.
In my limited knowledge of all things green, I would assume for some reason you were wanting to kill the grass off, perhaps to re-grass, or possibly to just stop weeds/daisies growing. Alternately you may just intend to post it to someone in which case you may need more cardboard...
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Did Tim pose for a caricature?
Not willingly...or knowingly.
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I know you're not really interested.
No, I am, I am. Just didn't want to appear too keen.
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Redundant already got it right. I'm going to post the whole lot to Tarquin.
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No, no - you were right. I wasn't even remotely interested.
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I am a low-energy person with a lot of chores. I would call them jobs but that would imply payment.
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I am a low-energy person with a lot of chores.
Do the chores tire out the typing fingers?
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I am a low-energy person with a lot of chores.
Do the chores tire out the typing fingers?
Yes, in particular the one I would need to use to reply to most of your posts.
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You have a special finger just for replying to me?
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We all do.
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I just grossed myself out, and that's rare...[he typed...using his fingers and sniggering childishly]
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I have been very rude today and I apologise.
I would like to say rude things on Facebook with my real live neighbours as we are in the midst of an election that seems to be bringing out the worst in everyone.
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I have been very rude today and I apologise.
You could never be rude. :)
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We all do.
;D
Here, here!
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And in Sandy's case, the finger probably has the words "English Bastard!" written on it.
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I think that's very unfair on Sandy. Most of us have that.
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And in Sandy's case, the finger probably has the words "English Bastard!" written on it.
Tattoo'd actually.
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Tattoo'd actually.
And in Sandy's case, the finger probably has the words "Tattoo'd" written on it.
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Tattoo'd actually.
And in Sandy's case, the finger probably has the words "Tattoo'd" written on it.
Has the word "Tattoo'd" written on it.
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Has the word "Tattoo'd" written on it.
I don't know. Does the word 'Tattoo'd' usually write on it?